bored of this now

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I feel really unwell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Wassup?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Terrible indigestion
I think it's the leftover vegetarian jalfrezi I ate for lunch. Something isn't right there (apart from LOL IT'S GOT NO MEAT IN IT LOL)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

How long was it left over?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I cooked it on Saturday.
The thing is both Lusty and I felt rotten on Saturday night/Sun morning too but had been up to all kinds of other misbehaviour inc pissed up kebabs so the vegetarian meal we also ate never got a look in when we were searching for the culprit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

In that case it's not deadly so man up.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Unless Lusty is now dead, in which case. Sorry for your loss

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I'll pass this on to her family.
Thank you for your kind thoughts at this difficult time x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

No probs, I find it very easy to pretend grieve online, just a few keytaps innit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Oh that's OK then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I ALSO ATE A POISONUS KEBAB ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

WE COULD BE BROTHERS!!!!!
I think this might well be the most unpleasant thought I have ever had.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)

You want to get some Rennie or Gaviscon down.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Will you tell him only once?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

That wasn't a jalfrezi, it was the remains of a pavement pizza you'd scraped up.
Hence no meat, the rats had already picked that out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

More spiced carrot than diced carrot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Probably scurvy

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

That's the one thing it definitely isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

That's not really true there are lots of things it definitely isn't: broken leg etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Leprosy?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

probably cholera
from all that dirty water you lot have to drink in East london
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Lupus.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Shut up, House.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

It's always Lupus.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Or Cushings.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Grand Moff Tarkin lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's Aspergers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

+ of the colon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

But you are so well adjusted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I feel a strong desire to vacate my stomach and bowels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Gonzlols.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

*Proffers empty Pringle tube*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Better than a full one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Better out than in, son.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

All I'm getting at the mo is acidy burps and guffs.
What I need is 'a good clearout'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

You'll probably lose bowel control when on the way home from work. Imagine walking along with shit trails streaked down your jeans.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

+out
now that would be a turn out for the books
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Keep thinking about being related to Nakers
that should do the trick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)

he's my brother from another mother

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

What you should definitely do is fight that urge and hold it in.

( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

The tips are the best bit, apparently .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Hahaha v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I heard if you eat enough of it you can't be extradited.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)