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Alright Jeffers?
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:54,
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How's the boy?
(And a big HELLO! to you too)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:55,
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He's not very well :(
so is in bed. I have been trying to make the most of the quiet by being productive but am bored with that now.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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Fair enough.
I suggest you call Stunned, go out, get faced and then come back in at 3 in the morning and invent some sort of 'mix' that will involve the theme from Supergran being played at full volume.
If you loved him, you'd do that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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I couldn't be that mean.
I don't think Monty's been this unwell for sometime so I'll be nice to him.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:00,
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Well get him fit for Friday.
I'll be in the area.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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Just for Friday night or Saturday too?
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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Sadly, just the one night this time.
I don't imagine it'll be a mental one. On the plus side, we've got a well flash hotel!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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Bet you end up getting kicked out
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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Nah, I'll be on my best behaviour.
It looks nice.
www.waldorfhilton.co.uk/They've got a pool.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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I work round the corner from there.
It is well posh.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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It'll probably be twenty quid for a breakfast.
The Doris will be thrilled when I suggest we go to a Wetherspoons.
I'm all class.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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I don't think there are any spoons near there.
Gutted.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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Fuck it.
I'll get her a Nutri Grain bar from a corner shop, that'll do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:13,
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Ironically there are ten thousand knives.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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I get this,
it's funny because it's almost like an Alanis Morrisette song and London is known for it's knife crime.
You're a funny boy tangles.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:16,
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It works on so many levels.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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funny boy bender
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:18,
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Ohhh fancy.
I have to work Friday night or I'd come and say hello.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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We might be around for a while on Saturday, I'm not sure yet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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Let gayboy know if you are.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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Will do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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Alright Lusty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:58,
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Yeah alright love.
How's you?
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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Gagging for a smoke, but apart from that, pretty good.
Have you been holding Monty's hair out of his face while he is sick, then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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I closed the sitting room door so I didn't have to listen to him being sick.
I did get him a glass of water though.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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Call him a poorly bender from me.
And then question his sexuality.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:05,
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Will do.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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Thanks!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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He said "thanks"
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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I hope she hides things he normally leaves in certain places
so that he questions whether he's going senile
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Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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This is an excellent idea.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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I'm thinking I could just move loads of his things into the bin.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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Move all his LPs into the wrong sleeves.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:16,
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His favourite album doesn't have a sleeve.
Seemingly, there was 'no jacket required'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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Oh dear Jeffers
Oh dear.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:25,
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I'm sure he'll find it quickly....

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:16,
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That will almost certainly make him feel better
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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Ello Bird
These boys are bullying me. Sort them out, will you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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What are they saying?
I'll give Jeff a telling off next time I see him.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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