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Alright Jeffers?

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How's the boy?
(And a big HELLO! to you too)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:55, Reply)
He's not very well :(
so is in bed. I have been trying to make the most of the quiet by being productive but am bored with that now.
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Fair enough.
I suggest you call Stunned, go out, get faced and then come back in at 3 in the morning and invent some sort of 'mix' that will involve the theme from Supergran being played at full volume.

If you loved him, you'd do that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I couldn't be that mean.
I don't think Monty's been this unwell for sometime so I'll be nice to him.
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Well get him fit for Friday.
I'll be in the area.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Just for Friday night or Saturday too?

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Sadly, just the one night this time.
I don't imagine it'll be a mental one. On the plus side, we've got a well flash hotel!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Bet you end up getting kicked out

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Nah, I'll be on my best behaviour.
It looks nice.

www.waldorfhilton.co.uk/

They've got a pool.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I work round the corner from there.
It is well posh.
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It'll probably be twenty quid for a breakfast.
The Doris will be thrilled when I suggest we go to a Wetherspoons.

I'm all class.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I don't think there are any spoons near there.
Gutted.
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Fuck it.
I'll get her a Nutri Grain bar from a corner shop, that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Ironically there are ten thousand knives.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I get this,
it's funny because it's almost like an Alanis Morrisette song and London is known for it's knife crime.
You're a funny boy tangles.
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It works on so many levels.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)

funny boy bender
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Ohhh fancy.
I have to work Friday night or I'd come and say hello.
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We might be around for a while on Saturday, I'm not sure yet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Let gayboy know if you are.

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Will do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Alright Lusty

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Yeah alright love.
How's you?
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Gagging for a smoke, but apart from that, pretty good.
Have you been holding Monty's hair out of his face while he is sick, then?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I closed the sitting room door so I didn't have to listen to him being sick.
I did get him a glass of water though.
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Call him a poorly bender from me.
And then question his sexuality.
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Will do.

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Thanks!

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He said "thanks"

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I hope she hides things he normally leaves in certain places
so that he questions whether he's going senile
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is an excellent idea.

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I'm thinking I could just move loads of his things into the bin.

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Move all his LPs into the wrong sleeves.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:16, Reply)
His favourite album doesn't have a sleeve.
Seemingly, there was 'no jacket required'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Oh dear Jeffers
Oh dear.
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I'm sure he'll find it quickly....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:16, Reply)
That will almost certainly make him feel better

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Ello Bird
These boys are bullying me. Sort them out, will you?
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What are they saying?
I'll give Jeff a telling off next time I see him.
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