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A new thread that isn't about music.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:06,
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Bo-ring
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:12,
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Meh.
What's it to you anyway - HIPPY.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:13,
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Give me 15 mins to finish what I'm doing
Then I'll come in here and talk about other stuff that isn't music.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:19,
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What's it about then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:19,
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Alfie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:23,
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He should dump Kat and be with Roxy.
Apparently, Kat's shagging someone behind his back.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:26,
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Oh, like, totes yeah!
(I think that's the correct reply).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:28,
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I dunno.
I'm only going by what the BBC keeps telling me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:29,
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I'll bet you read those trashy magazines as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:30,
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Do I buggery!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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According to the writing on the wall of the gents...
YES!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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alright Jeff
I'm watching duck dynasty
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:23,
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You alright K.
I'm doing some Christmas shopping.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:23,
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wish i could do some but no money till Friday
Buying anything cool?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:25,
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Nothing at all yet.
I've seen lots of things I don't need that I could buy for myself, but that isn't - apparently - the Christmas spirit.
So I'll keep looking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:28,
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horseshit
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:31,
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I might - if time allows - have a bit of a gander round the shops this weekend.
Providing drinks with Internet Hard Men doesn't kill me on Friday night.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:33,
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I saw your fb post earlier about Dove.
It's another of life's little transalantic ironies that over there Dove is chocolate, and over here, it's soap.
So, how are you today? Do you have to work the holiday weekend?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:27,
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And it was over dosing on Dove that killed Robert Palmer.
Seems he was addicted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:29,
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YOUR a dick, ted
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:30,
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Is that a quote from something?
Because I don't understand.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:31,
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No
It's just that 'addicted' sounds like 'a dick, ted'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:40,
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You spazz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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Oh Goody!
is it Abuse The Mod night?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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Goody.
JADE GOODY.
That's B3th's hero that is. That's who she longs to look like.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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well, she has the blond hair and the vacant expression.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:50,
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Jade was thinner though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:51,
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Especially towards the end.
:-(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:52,
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JADE THE PEOPLES PRINCESS :'(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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+ although stories were sold to other Sunday newspapers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:55,
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And brighter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:52,
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HAD the blond hair.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:51,
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B3th has cancer too?
that's dedication.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:55,
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That was Roy Castle.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:56,
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i'm seeing a pattern here...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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its soap here too
I'm annoyed at work
People don't respect my authority
Fuckers
And yes, likely all weekend
How are you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:31,
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K - At work.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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more like:

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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That's what I meant
only I bothered to write an actual reply, too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:39,
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bothered to write an actual reply, too. couldn't figure out a Google Image Search
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:42,
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+ and then work out how to post it on the board.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:42,
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yeah, the img tag was probably the stumbling block
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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exactly
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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What do you do for work these days anyway?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:38,
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im in business management
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:40,
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Nice.
A bit different from working in a garage then!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:43,
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when i say business management
I mean assistant manager at a women's clothing store
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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So when will you all be out of work soon?
That doesn't sound good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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likely after immediately Christmas
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:50,
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Well that sucks cock.
I hope you find something else soon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:52,
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actually my mom's having surgery in January
So I will be helping her for around 6-8 weeks, hopefully spring will bring new opportunities
ta Jeff
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:56,
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Me too.
Hope it all goes well - on both counts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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thanks Jeff
Theff
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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I had that problem once, when I was raised from the ranks above people who'd been doing the job longer than me.
My view was, if they were better at the job than I was, I wouldn't have been promoted over them.
You should totally wear some mirrored Raybans and tell them to RESPECT your AUTHORITEH. Or write them up.
I don't envy you working Black Friday. Make sure you have mega loads of alcohol at home to make up for it.
And I'm fine, thanks.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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it's pointless
We'll all be out of a job soon enough and I will have a whole new staff to disrespect me
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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Evening all.
I have left my opinions about music at the door.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:51,
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And your shoes as well I hope.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:52,
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I threw them in the sea.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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Ha.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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shoes + vegan birkenstocks
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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I'm not sure if they are guaranteed to be vegan or not.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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murderer
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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tangledupinbluuuuue
Ahonlywannabewithyoooooooooooouuuuuuuu
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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Remember when Samantha Fox did a cover of that?
(You won't, but she did).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:54,
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would
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:56,
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Isn't she a lesbian now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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So I understand.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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I do
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:56,
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that song is horrible
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:58,
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If you are going to get a song stuck in your head every time you see my name,
It might as well be the right one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwSZvHqf9qM&sns=em
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:55,
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soz can't listen right now
Watching duck dynasty
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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We get that over here on the History Channel.
I've never watched it.
However, I can't help but think that 'History +1' should come with the tagline 'where History repeats itself' - I think they are missing a trick here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:00,
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I loved that Propellerheads album when it came out.
Wonder if it has stood the test of time...
Soz, music chat again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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prefer the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQa-AFoXEdY&feature=related
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:08,
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You really ought to consider killing yourself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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just because she has a better singing voice
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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Dylan is the better looking though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:13,
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not in that video
looks like a zombie
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:31,
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Alright Jeffers?
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:54,
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How's the boy?
(And a big HELLO! to you too)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:55,
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He's not very well :(
so is in bed. I have been trying to make the most of the quiet by being productive but am bored with that now.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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Fair enough.
I suggest you call Stunned, go out, get faced and then come back in at 3 in the morning and invent some sort of 'mix' that will involve the theme from Supergran being played at full volume.
If you loved him, you'd do that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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I couldn't be that mean.
I don't think Monty's been this unwell for sometime so I'll be nice to him.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:00,
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Well get him fit for Friday.
I'll be in the area.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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Just for Friday night or Saturday too?
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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Sadly, just the one night this time.
I don't imagine it'll be a mental one. On the plus side, we've got a well flash hotel!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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Bet you end up getting kicked out
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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Nah, I'll be on my best behaviour.
It looks nice.
www.waldorfhilton.co.uk/They've got a pool.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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I work round the corner from there.
It is well posh.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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It'll probably be twenty quid for a breakfast.
The Doris will be thrilled when I suggest we go to a Wetherspoons.
I'm all class.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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I don't think there are any spoons near there.
Gutted.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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Fuck it.
I'll get her a Nutri Grain bar from a corner shop, that'll do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:13,
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Ironically there are ten thousand knives.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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I get this,
it's funny because it's almost like an Alanis Morrisette song and London is known for it's knife crime.
You're a funny boy tangles.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:16,
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It works on so many levels.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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funny boy bender
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:18,
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Ohhh fancy.
I have to work Friday night or I'd come and say hello.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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We might be around for a while on Saturday, I'm not sure yet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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Let gayboy know if you are.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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Will do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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Alright Lusty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:58,
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Yeah alright love.
How's you?
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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Gagging for a smoke, but apart from that, pretty good.
Have you been holding Monty's hair out of his face while he is sick, then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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I closed the sitting room door so I didn't have to listen to him being sick.
I did get him a glass of water though.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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Call him a poorly bender from me.
And then question his sexuality.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:05,
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Will do.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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Thanks!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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He said "thanks"
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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I hope she hides things he normally leaves in certain places
so that he questions whether he's going senile
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Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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This is an excellent idea.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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I'm thinking I could just move loads of his things into the bin.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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Move all his LPs into the wrong sleeves.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:16,
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His favourite album doesn't have a sleeve.
Seemingly, there was 'no jacket required'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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Oh dear Jeffers
Oh dear.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:25,
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I'm sure he'll find it quickly....

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:16,
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That will almost certainly make him feel better
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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Ello Bird
These boys are bullying me. Sort them out, will you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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What are they saying?
I'll give Jeff a telling off next time I see him.
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wanderlust, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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*Dr

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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tuuuuune
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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Alright Bob
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03,
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Alright spaz-mo.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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evening chaps. What's happening?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:05,
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Fuck all.
Where have you been of late?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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teaching the welsh. Doing my bit for the universe.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:08,
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And how are they adapting to the advent of indoor plumbing?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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still shitting in the roleplay.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:12,
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Fuck me, has anyone seen Natasha kaplinsky lately?
I bet you'd need a chisel to find her fucking skin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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Why... Is she covered in dried on, crusty jizz?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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More like Polyfilla, by the look of her.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:15,
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still would though
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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YOU DIRTY CUNT. Alright doze?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:20,
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