So you are duty bound to kill yourself?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fingers crossed, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Fingers crossed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:30, Reply)

is this a reflection on my love of sampling?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)

No, it's a reflection of my compete hatred and loathing of you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:33, Reply)

oh babygirl you know how hard that makes me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:35, Reply)

You pick bits of other people's religions
and pass them off as your own?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:35, Reply)

*prays to Ganesh that this isn't true*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)

sampling is not passing off the sample as one's own work
Fundamental misunderstanding here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)

These people are idiots.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)

All people are idiots

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Naked Ape is an idiot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Haters gonna hate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)

you're my main nigga, Nakerz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Blackhanded compliment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Niggers gonna nig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

plus, when every note and chord has already been used, all music is sampling to some degree.
Just scale it down and instead of arranging snippets of pre existing music into a new arrangement, you're rearranging notes and chords of pre existing music into a new arrangement. It makes no real difference whether the method is electronic or acoustic.

But yeah, it's just cultural theft, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)

There's a great video of a chap on a computer
Remaking prodigy tracks from the original samples, he plays with speed and pitch etc until the sound is right. I never even knew the songs included samples tbh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

he's a talentless thief

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Who?
Quite like some prodigy, reminds me of my youth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Me too, they were great,
Their first record, 'Android', in particular.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Never heard it, jilted generation was my first taste

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

They'd gone shit by then xxx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

How did I guess you'd say this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Because it's true?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)

anybody using samples

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Seriously?
You thought Keith Flint sung 'Out of Space'?

You truly are a bellend of world-beating stature.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I'm more impressed that he never had to sit through a Public Information Film in his life.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)

No you dick head, I meant the more fundamental parts I the song

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Too late now, moustache boy.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I really dont have a moustache, I'm not sure where this is coming from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Yeah, you would say that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Typic tache-talk from Nakers here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I don't know why he just doesn't come out and admit it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

B3ta's own Freddie Mercury, right here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)

"I'm just a bent spastic, I need no sympathy "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I am pushing for 'Nakers is Mercury' as this week's hot new meme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I notice he's gone quiet now. Obviously he knows he has been rumbled.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I was getting a bacon roll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Don't get ketchup in your 'tache.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Going on holiday next year, Nakers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

To Spain, perhaps?
Maybe a city break?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

BARCELOOOONNNA, perchance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I'm going to Morroco does that help?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Only if there's a rare Freddie Mercury song called 'Marrakech'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)

hahaha,, no, no there isn't
sorry i couldn't set up your briliant joke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Nakers on the Marrakech Express, yesterday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

There and old cunt in the warehouse next door
who could be his twin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)

There's one in most warehouses.
We've got one here who is pure Tommy Saxondale.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Say hallo to "Mustapha "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Yes, *I'm* the dick head here. That's right.
I suppose you thought his nan played all the drum parts live, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)