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DAVINA ASSAN STUART WANTS PROMOTION TO QUEEN OF SCOTLAND AND QUEEN OF IRELAND. SHE ALSO WANTS POLITICAL ASYLUM ABROAD. I have unofficialy heard that I am Queen of Scotland.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hahah she sounds ace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

It does sound like she believes everything anyone tells her
and people tell her crazy stuff for shits and giggles.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

SURROGATES NEEDED TO HAVE CHILDREN FOR ME (WHEN I INHERIT MY ANCESTRAL FORTUNE) £500,000 EACH.
I need ten surrogate women over the age of fourty to have my children for me. It's a large amount of money for a surrogate because I am a rare endangered human with unusual anthropological characteristics (which affect the pregnancy and also physiological health of the woman after the birth).
I am hoping that my inheritances will be sorted out soon so that I can organise my family home and budget, so that I can proceed with my plans to start my family. I will announce on Facebook when the British Government decide to give me my assets, but the public can follow my Probate detection/inheritance investigations on the internet.
Get in touch through Facebook.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

She is brilliant!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

it must be a piss take...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Clearly you don't talk to people on public transport

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)

He does, but nobody replies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Agreed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)