Alright Sporty old fruit.
I live by the river, and its pretty high, and pretty fast, but the environment agency have been round to say the defences, and sluices and storm drains are all working as planned. There is an advantage to living close to important university faculty buildings, the upkeep round here is excellent thanks to the Oxford University Money Mill.

Alt, best is going to be the wedding I'm going to Friday. Free hotel room, free bar, free food. I might die.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I really hate weddings
No amount of drink and grub will ever change my mind about this. They are on an absolute even keel with funerals to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Funerals are better, you don't have to tolerate unfunny speeches afterwards.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I gave a great unfunny speech at the last funeral I went to

( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Although it is bad form to laugh at the speeches at a funeral.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ljDZpyojs
( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

AND FINALLY...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Really?
I quite like funerals. Especially when people get drunk afterwards and old auntie mabel starts saying stuff like "I never liked her anyway, you know she got with a darkie during the war"
( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Haha
Alright Phil?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Not particularly
Work are trying to outsource us whilst giving us the usual "It's not outsourcing because we don't call it outsourcing" bollocks
( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

So they're trying to get rid of you, you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Nope, transfer us to a different company and then use that company to provide academic support

( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)