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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How do you last the night and keep the dogs at bay?

fairly badly, recently. I blame lady badger.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I think my girlfriend is radioactive.
I have to push her away to stop her melting my skin.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
haha 'girlfriend'
yeah right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
shut up you met her shut up tell everyone she's real
TELL THEM!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
did kitty teach her?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)
We were going to meet
then she 'couldn't make it at the last minute' but you showed me those superhot photos of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Did they have a "Brazzers" watermark?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
something about "RUSSIAN HOTTIES 4U"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
A lot of the porn I see (at work) is Russian/Ukraine/other vodka-and-furry-hat nations
There are some hot women there. And the things they let you do to them, blimey. Definite bang for your buck with them ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
erm..I don't even...
not sure how to respond to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)
All I'm saying is that if Chompy did buy her from Russia
He's made a smart investment. Probably did his research.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I believe the usual protocol is to ask for pictures as proof.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Ok ok I met her
she touched me up a bit, I think Chompy is her beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
get her a pillow to support her legs and belly, really helped us

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
yeah, done that.
it's just a change in how we sleep that takes a bit of getting used to.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

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