you know what tangles,
I'm on a train to London. Really not getting anywhere very quick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Go and kick off in the buffet car.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

kick strip
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Why the visit to town?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

got an invite to the sipsmith brewery,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Why don't I get invitations like this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

no one likes you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Surely someone must?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

*tumbleweed*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Because being a vegan wanker is frowned upon in polite society?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

See? Monty likes me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah dream on, yoghurt-boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)

if he's vegan he can't eat yoghurt...

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)

dunno.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Oh Lusty's been there.
It is unbelievably small, apparently. INSERT HILARIOUS PENIS JOKE HERE. NOW MAKE A SUPPLEMENTARY 'INSERT' JOKE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I don't really want to go. I don't really like gin. I want to go back to bed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Their booze is (I am told) superb.
I fucking love gin personally. What I cannot even force myself to drink is Sambucca/raki/ouzo/pernod etc. I can't even smell it without getting the dry heaves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Sipsmith gin is the fucking absolute nuts.
I'm a terrible fucking gin snob and even I love it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)

It really is amazeballs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)

All gin tastes basically the same.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)

sloe gin tastes completey different
HA
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)

This is why god punishes you with homebrew and Milton Keynes, you fucking heathen

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

you don't like gin?
somewhere, Lampito is raging.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)

My fists clenched

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I made a "oh whut?!" face

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I'M ALLOWED TO DECIDE FOR MYSELF WHAT I LIKE AND DON'T LIKE!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

See, not liking it is fine.
It's people who say all gin tastes the same that should basically be fed to fucking angry bears. *looks at chompy*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

^^^ Very much this

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

No you must bow to peer pressure!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)