On my way to a gig, had some beers already and I'm sure there will be many more
However I have to get the 6:30 train back to London. Including a 7:30am crunch conf call, I may have to mute while i vom.

No question the evening chaps don't need one.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:37, 71 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I need a question

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:42, Reply)

Why am I wearing so much blue today?
Or

Are my jeans too tight?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Answer to both: something about you being a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Evening half pint

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:45, Reply)

Alright? You attending tomorrow evening?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Nah soz got peeps over for supper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:49, Reply)

RL friend prick

( Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:14, Reply)

He's lying.
(C) Jimmy Nail.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:25, Reply)

You know what. I might like to come.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Do it. Gaz Swipe. I'm sure you'd be very welcome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)

no
yes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:46, Reply)

THANKS FOR THE MORAL SUPPORT WHEN LEGLESS WAS BULLYING ME!!!!
ONLY KRONEY STUCK UP FOR ME AND HE HATES ME!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Legcunt has me on 2.0 so haven't seen this. Summarise please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:43, Reply)

2.0 is the mark of an inexorable twat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:45, Reply)

Yes. Which is why he, Vagabond and others use it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Can you feel my spirit on you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:48, Reply)

I thought that was a bodily fluid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:50, Reply)

It's my very essence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:51, Reply)

'Essence of Baby Jesus' the new fragrance from Hugo Boss, available at all Quakers Meeting Houses.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:53, Reply)

Milk me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Is this an alternative version of Def Leppard's 'Pour some sugar on me'?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:01, Reply)

logout and look at the link I posted

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Can't be arsed on an iPad. Too much ball ache. Maybe later from laptop when home.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:59, Reply)

I had srzs business to do, soz
You know I got your back.

You love an evening musical reference, I'm listening to Lamb of God and it's epic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Where is this bullying?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

aberystwyth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)

fuck you nakers.
What band are you seeing tonight?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:06, Reply)

frank turner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:07, Reply)

The only Etonian socialist singer I've ever heard of.
Some of his stuff is ok, but somehow his upbringing reduces his credibility IMO.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/internetcrazies/post1794102?highlight=answers-post-1795875
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:08, Reply)

In other news
I have just had a FB message from a teenager, whose mum I had a dalliance with about 6 years ago, asking me if I am who he thinks I am.

Should I:

A: ignore him
B: say yes, but I'm not his dad as he was about 12 when I spent some time with his mum
C: tell him his mum was shit in bed, but did at least swallow
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Ignore him.

( Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Boring. I was hoping you'd all say option C.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:20, Reply)

alright K-Bone

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Reply with...
'Ha ha, I fucked your mum, I fucked your mum'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:23, Reply)

This is along the lines of what I want to say, but need more validation before doing so to alleviate any conscience I may feel.
If 6 separate people tell me to do this then I will.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:24, Reply)

^ you heard him people!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:26, Reply)

No brainer, tell him now.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Don't forget sreenshots

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I would like to second this course of action.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Tell him that you fingered him after doing his mum.
That way he won't feel left out.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:31, Reply)

B
Then send him a list of other potential 'dads' if that is indeed his quest.

Postman, milkman etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Im going to a rave next weekend.
Am NOT looking forward to the coach home the morning after #peasant

Good luck to you!

Just carry on drinking and prolong the hangover until the meeting is over.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:23, Reply)

moribund on here and qotw
/talk's where it's at.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)