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Tomorrow I am destined to either sort out Christmas decorations or redecorate the main bathroom Either way they will both involve huge amounts of alcohol with plenty of swearing and cursing which is the lesser of the two evils O/T? Help me solve this dilemma.
Alt:Something for the weekend. What?
Alt:Alt: Who’s the best drunk on O/T
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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That can’t be right, surely that’s a cock up (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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He just can't be arsed.Try as he might.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:09,
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I know I haven’t been around on here as much as I should, but has Scarpe been up to something?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:12,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post385927
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:22,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post385927
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:28,
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In your own time, like(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:28,
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You poked meYou kinky bitch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:30,
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I was poking someone elseand Facebook suggested you. I have no idea of what the point of it is, to be honest.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:41,
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But if I decorate the bathroom tonight, I’ll only have………...... Ohhhhhhh wait a minute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:19,
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Redecorate whilst getting the Mrs to do "decorations"Drink alone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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The Alt:Alt was added just for you Sporto(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:29,
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It's only Friday and I've already posted a pun on QOTWIf you burn your house down you won't have to do either. Think outside the box!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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Sounds like a plan(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:25,
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Redecorate the main bathroom with a Christmas tree and tinsel and fairy lights and all that shizzleTwo birds...
Hang about - MAIN bathroom?! How many do you have? Get the servants to do it!
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I bet one is reserved purely for the three days of the month when Mrs Cow is somewhat antisocialI also bet that if you ever dared stick your head around the door, it would be like Carrie remade by the owner of a slaughterhouse.
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3 servants to each bathroom(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:42,
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You obviously seen one of my beer shites(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:43,
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Something about tyrolean gun?Amirite amirite?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:51,
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Fuck meI've just birthed a poo baby
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:00,
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What would Tigger say?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:01,
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barnes Wallislolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:05,
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I've just passed a 12 inch turd.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:38,
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I feel like I could shat a python(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:39,
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*Click*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:42,
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GET THEE TO THE POPULAR PAGE - AND MAKE HASTE!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:50,
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SMELL AB'S ENORMO-TURD.SMELL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:51,
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I find size if turd isn't necessarily linked to smell(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:52,
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Then maybe eat a little bit of it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:52,
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rub it on your gumsthat's what the professionals do.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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I want to go to sleep, 2 1/2 hours sleep is not enough for the baby jesus(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:56,
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survived nightmare week at work!I should go get some wine or something. Maybe even a takeaway later
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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both takeaways?but there are at least 4 - chips, curry, chinese and pizza
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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hmmmI've not had a curry in months. Perhaps it is time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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you know what's bad, though?I hate myself for thinking this, but my brain is complaining about the calories it contains. FFS, what have I become?!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:09,
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How many calories does your brain contain? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:11,
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not manyit's only about 2 inches across
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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Get takeaway wineI think I might be dying cavy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:00,
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I wasn't going to just drink it in the shopOh, poor thing..what's wrong
/caring voice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:01,
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It's Self-inflicted Cavy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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Im going home in a bit and I am going to buy several bottles of headfucker strength aleand then I am going to get drunk and knock the wife and kids about.
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Peej, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:06,
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I'm going to a dinner dance tonight and not drinkingThen tomorrow the missus is out all morning so I'll be rattling around the house not drinking.
In the evening a load of us are going out to celebrate a birthday, I won't be drinking.
I think I might have had a drink problem.
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Show off 8((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:14,
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i'm sure you will feel much better for it allsounds like a fun weekend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:18,
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what do people do with their weekends normallywhen they're not working? I'm already feeling a bit lost without the stress
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:19,
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You need bathroom decorating therapy, I can offer you a discount rate (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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Yep.Buy one bathroom decorating therapy session and get a Christmas decorating therapy session free..... no charge FREEEEEEEEEEEE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:36,
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Stick some Lego up your chuff and send the pics to EMV(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:33,
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ooh that sounds like fun(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:33,
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they tried to use the other lanebut it turned out it was sinews (pronounce it like ''s in use' and it kind of works)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:22,
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It's good night from me, and it's good night from him.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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"Police are trying to establish blameso justice can be meated out"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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"Police had to close the roadbeefore anything could be done"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:25,
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"Police say the lorry drivermade a sharp turn at a pork in the road"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:26,
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"Police say the devastation was offal"(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:26,
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"police are still looking arind for clues"(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:28,
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"the driver survived but his company have given him the chop"(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:29,
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"Police have few clues, but are working on a haunch"(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:30,
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where did everyone go?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:34,
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*taps*is this thing on?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:35,
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She's on a roll Chompy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:30,
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HEY DID YOU KNOW NAKED APE HAD A DRINK?I THINK IT WAS LAST NIGHT BUT I'M NOT SURE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:25,
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This would be funny if you pizza people hadn't been banging on about it for a month or two.(, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
REALLY I DON’T THINK THAT’S BEEN MENTIONED(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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I MIGHT BE WRONG HERE, DON'T QUOTE ME(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:32,
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I bet the local gyppoes are having a fucking field day.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:22,
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And by field day I mean 'barbecue, in a field'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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hellI'd be over there right now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:24,
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Gyprock!like Gogol Bordello?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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No, like the wallboard you see in builders merchants.Do I look like fucking Wilf here?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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Uprock was way better(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:31,
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Possibly not for stud walls though (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:33,
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