I got a new tree and some lights for the tree and four polar bears and an owl and a snowman oh and another polar bear that lights up and some twig thing and some battery-candles and some banoffee curd and some blueberry curd and all that kind of stuff.
And I did some stuff to get some private clients 'cus I'm all like Barrasic Park at the moment, although this month will be cheaper 'cus there is fuck all near my new office.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:30, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

are you buildinga Christmas peado grotto?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)

There was a two and a half hour wait to see santa,
lots of single mums in desprate dier situations in that queue.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)

mini ape's still a bit little for that
but she had lots of fun constantly un-decorating the tree over the weekend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I had a lot of fun decorating Mrs Ape's face over the weekend.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Textbook.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Your face painting skills are truly exceptional, I just felt bad my wife was in the queue before your kids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I don't get people who beat their own kids, you wouldn't exactly key your own car.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I once drove my own car into a wall.
Does that count?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)

did your tit flop onto the accelerator?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)

if it's any consoltion i felt bad writing it and then almost deleted it, then I thought the lols out weighed the meaness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I rest them on my knees anyway.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)

rest lift
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)

lol tit meaness knees
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)

at least I can see over the steering wheel.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mole+man+driving&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=848&bih=320&tbm=isch&tbnid=cM_xTSW2V2vyXM:&imgrefurl=http://community.evo.co.uk/forums/thread.cfm%3FthreadID%3D89207%26startRow%3D20&docid=N7GWNhTSoQIVVM&imgurl=http://www.walldesk.com.br/pdp/1024/23/03/Os%252520Simpsons/The.Simpsons.34.jpg&w=1024&h=768&ei=tXm8UP67KoWI0AXvqYGQBg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=94&sig=104316963610146052288&page=1&tbnh=162&tbnw=258&start=0&ndsp=3&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:93&tx=129&ty=122
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)