This is good
xkcd.com/1133/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Could do with simplifying a little for Nakers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)

i saw that, combined with the 20th anniversary fo text messaging today and we are headed back towards grunts and whistles!
Someone once asked me why a sign said "do not alight here", they suggested it should read "do not get off here" i said it means the same thing, they said it was stupid. i said they were stupid.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)

You're 'alight' wanker, aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Nope
A fairly heavy one, I'll wager
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)

PS they were indeed stupid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)

but also correct.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)

So you think the sign meant
'do not be on fire here'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 11:47, Reply)