No he's a husband to a fat wife, who also happens to be a nurse.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is it unusual for fat wives to be nurses then?
/ambiguous grammar lulz
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Amorous Badgerous Meridius, commander of the armies of the "Orc"
General of the Warhammer Legions, loyal servant to the true scarf, father to a fat child, husband to a fat wife, And I will have my lunch, in this life and the next.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)

come on! do i get nothing even or effort?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Nope.

( Kroney, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Good to see you've cheered up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Liar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Cheers

( Kroney, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)

There have been many attempts at the popular page made with pastiches of this speech.
This one isn't even in my top ten favourites.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I can't help it if optimus Prime is wittier than me :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)