OMG OMG OMG
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20586343

Wills and Kate are having a baby!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:50, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think I need to know whether or not I'm getting an extra bank holiday out of this.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Only if it gets married or dies.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Births don't count?
Don't care then.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:57, Reply)

this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)

So if we assasinate him on his wedding day
will we get two days off?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I'm not suggesting that, you'll have to make your own mind up.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Can anyone point me in the direction of some interest please.
As I'm failing to find any in that article.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)

At least she'll grow some tits now.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)

mysoginist!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:16, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1798664
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Yeah
so is my cousin and her husband and three people at work. Does no one believe in contraception?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Your cousin's husband is pregnant?
Mein Gott!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:24, Reply)

I wonder if we'll get a day off work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:24, Reply)

no one said that
you're just playing your fantasies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)

You did though...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Dozer has been stepped.
According to a message I have had from him through another site.

Result.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)

haha
what did he do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Filled QOTW with even more crap than it usually contains.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)

then it's probably for the best

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:29, Reply)

I'm hoping it is permanent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:29, Reply)

at yet you are linked with him on another site..you must be friends on some level

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)

My day has gone from bad, to worse, to much worse.
Keep an eye on the news tonight, I am on the verge of fucking flipping.

tl:dr hi gang!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:35, Reply)

At least Dozer's been stepped. That should cheer you up a bit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Not even a tiny, tiny bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Alright?

( Kroney, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Nope. Child access hell gets much worse. Very dull for all bar me.
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:44, Reply)

More petty stuff or is she actually trying to stop you seeing her again?
Because you know you can put a stop to that shit now.

Meh. I have been in a shit mood today but for far more petty reasons.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:48, Reply)

This weekend is cancelled,
because she asked if I could swap my agreed day of Sat for Sun; because for once I can't, I get nothing.

All my polite requests to get a new agreement arranged out of court have come to nothing, she's now telling me that she's not even prepared to discuss anything until next year because she is 'busy', she'll reply to my solicitor via hers 'because that's how I want it' (she's refused point blank even to talk to me about a new arrangement dfor a year until she got my latest legal letter and even then I have begged to sort this out outside of court) - oh, and any further contact from me will be considered 'harassment'.

What a great day!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Change your plans and see her on Sunday. I am sure nobody will mind.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:55, Reply)

No no, she's taking her away.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)

And do contact her through her solicitor.
Fuck being nice.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)

The fucking gloves are off now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Got play it nicely to an extent to maintain short term contact.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)

I can't play it any way at all, now all texts etc are considered 'harassment' it'll all be via lawyers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Can't you just borrow battereds kid for the weekend?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Not after last time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Naked Apes?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Ergh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)

He couldn't afford the hire fee.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)