Oh! I have an excellent sense of direction when it comes to going places I've only been once before.
doesn't matter if I only have a street number, and I was drunk/and/or it was dark the last time I went there, I can almost *always* find it again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:22, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

this^
Mrs Cow is fucking useless at it but I can normally always figure it out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Pull the udder one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)

It IS my birthday
An udder-wank would help
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Happy candleday
I simply CUDn't
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Happy Birthday old man
You could have at least 10 years left in you yet:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bertha_(cow)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

for some reason I just remember landmarks and my physical orientation on the streets really really well.
ie, when I was in Melbourne for the dance thing, I went back to a mates place for the first time in Northcote. Never been there before, was 2 am, and we were off in a little maze of side streets. needed to catch the train the next day and I was able to find it in less than 10 minutes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)

You're a homing Wallaby

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I could get lost in my own flat.
I have no sense of direction at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Nothing at all to do with drugs and alcohol

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)

he is technically a female

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I prefer 'nullo' if you don't mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)

What?
*note to self must Pander MOAR to Monty*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Corr-ect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)