I reckon I'd be good fun at a bash.
You all need someone sitting in the corner drinking lime and soda, rolling his eyes when you all start to slur and alternating between looking longingly at the top shelf behind the bar and at the clock to see if it's still to early to leave without seeming rude.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's usually me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)

behind the bar and at the clock to see if it's still to early to leave without seeming rude in the newsagents, desperately trying to spot a particularly deviant jazz mag to take home for a teary, joyless wank as that's the only pleasure left to you in your arid boozeless landscape of a 'life'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah, that's me too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I always had you down as a massive wanker

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)

She has a clit like Mike Tyson's punchbag, I've heard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I've heard that she was sued by the British Soggy Aubergine Society for plagiarism

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Better than being a massive bender

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

This is true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I don't get people who buy those mags, even if you don't have the internet at home, its free from the library.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)