In my youth
I was somewhat reckless on all forms of party enhancers, One birthday I went out with a few friends we drank we danced and general merriment was had... "things go a bit blurry"

I wake up in a bush (stop sniggering at the back) a real bush very dense and I am right in the middle. I am completely uninjured and fully clothed, so thats a bonus,

I pieced together what happened from reports and it seems I had popped out for a smoke and some fresh air and had been standing on a small (6ft or so) landing from here I gracefully dove into the very large bush right into the middle and had 40 winks...

Went back inside and feeling very refreshed found my now very drunk friends again...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

See, THIS is a proper drinking story

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)

doffs cap
dont try this at home kids
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)

When this was still being built I ran across the top of the bridge at 3am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)

nah, do it somewhere with liability insurance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Or springy shrubs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)