Drinking
Fucking brilliant isn't it?

Tell me your tales of being a little bit merry. scarpe, this is also open to you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:36, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You drinking again?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Gonna party like its my birthday...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I bet you giggled as you typed that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I thought of it yesterday and intended as an insult to Battered

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i once got drunk fell over and did a lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)

6am lols Barry couch phone conference

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)

kitchen floor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I once got a crab so drunk it walked forwards

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)

i once fell out of a 1st storey window when I was pissed and landed on my arse
luckily the ground had been recently turned over and was very soft, so I didn't injure myself. I did however leave a perfect anddeep imprint of my buttocks in the mud, not 12" was a very solid man hole cover...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Fuck!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)

meh, I've also been on the roof of a car traveling at speed, at night, on a mountain road
\m/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)

If you exchange mountain road for caravan park in Scarborough we could be twins

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)

and replace road for dew

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I started drinking in 1989 and didn't wake up until 2010. LULZ!!!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Wow, your drinking habit was old enoiugh to drink in America

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Really?
Blimey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Pretty much. I was 15 when I first got so drunk that I blacked out and it was 2010 the last time, so...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)

You get much respect for being able to stop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)

it shows, with how delicately everyone deals with the subject

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:55, Reply)

IN TRUE SUPPORT OF SPORTO’S CANDLEDAY
If we set up a party for him who would bring what and why
IE Wilf could bring the balloons
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)

i'd bring your mum to act as a stripper and cum sponge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)

ewwwwwwww
Even I wouldn't be that cruel, what's Sporto done to deserve that?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Your Mum is such a caring lover
Even I haven't fucked a nose before
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I thought you had standards Sporto

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Such a sexy nose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)

OMG what if Kates baby is actually TWINS
what happens to the line of succession then?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)

oldest goes first I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

They bring one up good and one up evil
Once they both turn 18, a fight to the death is scheduled
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

They have to fight to the death
London tower has a specially built twin pit for just such occasions
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

In your own time...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I was halfway through typing when the phone rang
*well thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)

In my youth
I was somewhat reckless on all forms of party enhancers, One birthday I went out with a few friends we drank we danced and general merriment was had... "things go a bit blurry"

I wake up in a bush (stop sniggering at the back) a real bush very dense and I am right in the middle. I am completely uninjured and fully clothed, so thats a bonus,

I pieced together what happened from reports and it seems I had popped out for a smoke and some fresh air and had been standing on a small (6ft or so) landing from here I gracefully dove into the very large bush right into the middle and had 40 winks...

Went back inside and feeling very refreshed found my now very drunk friends again...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

See, THIS is a proper drinking story

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)

doffs cap
dont try this at home kids
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)

When this was still being built I ran across the top of the bridge at 3am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)

nah, do it somewhere with liability insurance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Or springy shrubs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I was a rather heavy drinker in my youth
I remember after one particular night out I vommed a LOT, some of it on my carpet. I passed out and in the morning it had actually burned it... Melted by stomach acid Im presuming.

Nice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)

After my first ever payday I went out on a Thursday night and drink diesel all night
I woke up and puked bright red/black. I thought I'd burst my stomach
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Vin Diesel?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)

8 pints of his finest, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)

buckets

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

barrels

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Casks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)

That happened to me a few weeks ago in Blackpool
I drank far too much as I resent the place, went for a friends birthday.

Only mine actually was blood after a few hours of dry heaving.

AND my mates bought me a gin and a sambucca after seeing this. Loons.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

You need to drink THROUGH the heaves

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Honestly it was borderline alcohol poisoning.
I can sink my drink, believe me but I couldn't even look at one. pitiful!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I also once woke up
With a 4ft tall fibreglass squirell, I have no recollection of how I got that home apart from a vague memory of giggling like a loon with my mate as we carried it.

The morning of this night I woke up in my own bed alone and fully naked apart from a pair of DM's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)

*yiffs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)

it was strangely sticky

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I've got a knackered elbow from where I assume I fell down the stairs while drunk
I don't drink as much these days. The end.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)