OK, I'm back again. Hi.
I went to reply to this thread and liked it instead. This makes it look like I support white-knighting Dozer. I feel shamed.

Alt: a real life b3ta fight would consist of people wheezing and slapping each other. It'd be miserable and tragic.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:57, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have no motivation to work at all today.
I blame it on my looming holidays, but I suspect I'm lazy and using it as an excuse.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

no point doing more than you have to if you're not coming back
you should probably write dopme handover notes though

a: turn it off

b: turn it on again
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I've a bunch of Citrix accounts to set up.
They've requested them to be active from 24th December. They are chasing me to find out why I haven't done anything about them yet.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)

tell 'em to go fuck themselves
if you're not gonna be there to see the Citrix in action, then no one will!

You'll be like the fat guy from Jurassic park!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

You mean crash my shit Ford 4x4 in a ditch like a spastic and then get eaten by the shittest dinosaur in the film?

( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Are you worried Kroney?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

sounds about right
don't forget taht you are fat as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Fat, spastic driver, hawaiian shirt and a shit hat.
Oh Kroney... :(
( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

don't forget French
now if I can just find a picture of a prehistoric giant month
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Were they longer than 31 days during the Jurassic period?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)

probably I dunno, who am I sam neail

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Sorry to hear about your troubles, Kroney
French men not producing as much sperm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Fuck you just stole my thunder

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

That's alright, I hate children.

( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

im big enough, paired with enough rage i reckon i could beat the shit out of someone
Or more likely, pull a sleeper hold
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

fucking hell krizzabelle, any of these sweaty ogres would love to be pulled by you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)

you took it too far man

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)

"ooh,squeeze me between your mighty thighs" sort of thing

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)

whilst eating pulled pork

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

:\

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

are your thighs not mighty?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)

i have nice legs for a fat person

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)

that is good news, I didn't think you were fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:23, Reply)

good news?
What the heehaw are you on about?
Everyone knows I'm fat
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Oh I didn't
I've only ever seen a pic of you hidng behind a mannequin so it was hard tyo tell
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)

oh pfft i forgot about that photo

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)

uh huh, you can't be that fat if you can hide behind a mannequin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)

no no
I AM fat. Don't get it twisted.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Well I'll stop trying to be nice then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Depends how far away it is

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)

can we stop talking about my thighs

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)

shall we talk about mine?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I've got great thighs.

( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)

REALLY I DON’T THINK THAT’S BEEN MENTIONED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I heard you've got frog's legs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I heard that this thread was really shit and we need a new one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)

wadda ya mean that "frog's legs " quip was excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I liked it.
I mean, I didn't click the like button or anything, but I didn't actually hate it which for one of your posts is as close to a like as I get.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Not there yet
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/popular/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Feel free to provide an alternative adjective
*unzips*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)