Mutations
"Popular" film Waterworld unearthed mutations in the form of funny mushroom looking gills behind Kevin Costner's ears. What mutation would you like or like to bestow on another?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:44, 35 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

STOMPITY STOMP STOMP

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)

stomp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)

being able to stick my cock up my own arse.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Would you want this mutation to be a secret from your mum?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Are mums invited?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)

the ability to trick men into paying my bar tab

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Just wear a T-Shirt saying "I'll suck you off if you pay my bar tab"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)

is that a form of prostitution

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I feel that everyones a winner though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)

they'd better be good fucking drinks then
I'm not giving head for a pitcher of bud light
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)

It had better be good fucking head then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

A good head these days is hard to find

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)

good +ny

AMIRITE married guys????
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

*disappointed high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:13, Reply)

That's a strong right arm you've got there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Arm like a fiddler crab

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)

so please becareful with this head of mine

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

theres probably different grades of head you can give
I reckon pitcher of beer head is actually a rough handjob through your jeans
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Deal.
I'll see you down at the local bar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

No such thing as a free meal

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I think gills would be good
Or gecko sticky hands/feet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I'd go for a set of gills

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I think sticky hands are going to prove annoying.
I struggle enough with sellotape.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

OK picky-tangle
+that you could control on/off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)