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	 oh man, I was under the impression that the octogenarian who had been arrested was Rolf Harris
	oh man, I was under the impression that the octogenarian who had been arrested was Rolf Harris
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:20,
	
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	 The previous octo was from Berkshire, this one is from Cheshire.
	The previous octo was from Berkshire, this one is from Cheshire.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:22,
	
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	 Oh yeah, that's right.
	Oh yeah, that's right.
 	So it could still be Rolf.
Good times!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:24,
	
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	 It was apparently, but he was released without charge.
	It was apparently, but he was released without charge.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:23,
	
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	 I wonder if he used rohypnol.
	I wonder if he used rohypnol.
 	*It's a Knockout lolz*
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:21,
	
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	 Go. Away.
	Go. Away. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:24,
	
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	 Plays. Joker.
	Plays. Joker.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:26,
	
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	 Punches. Face.
	Punches. Face. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:40,
	
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	 Battered- putting the 'sensual' into 'non-consensual sex' since 1988.
	Battered- putting the 'sensual' into 'non-consensual sex' since 1988.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:26,
	
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	 Plumdozer - putting the "no" into "Rohypnol" etc
	Plumdozer - putting the "no" into "Rohypnol" etc
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:29,
	
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	 Putting the 'hip' into rohypnol.
	Putting the 'hip' into rohypnol.
 	ACTUALLY.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:34,
	
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	 Putting the "h" into bedsit
	Putting the "h" into bedsit
 	more like
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:38,
	
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	 Click click click
	Click click click
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:39,
	
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	 What the I don't even?
	What the I don't even?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:39,
	
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	 Beds(+h)it
	Beds(+h)it
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:50,
	
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	 Ninja
	Ninja
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02,
	
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	 Bedsit?
	Bedsit?
 	Nope.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:42,
	
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	 I assumed of dapper catalogue model wouldn't be seen dead
	I assumed of dapper catalogue model wouldn't be seen dead
 	but "putting the sh 
fl into flat" doesn't work as well
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:45,
	
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	 I haven't lived in rented accommodation for years.
	I haven't lived in rented accommodation for years.
 	Do you think I'm some sort of prole?
Don't answer that question.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:48,
	
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	 That doesn't preclude you from living in a bedsit or a flat
	That doesn't preclude you from living in a bedsit or a flat
 	or a council house
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:49,
	
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	 I wasn't aware one could buy a bedsit.
	I wasn't aware one could buy a bedsit.
 	And why buy a flat? But speaking of council houses, I was looking through all the old title deeds etc the other day, and the previous owners of my house got their mortgage from the local council. I had no idea councils did that sort of thing. It was the 50s though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52,
	
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	 Times were hard, etc
	Times were hard, etc
 	Ask Monty, he was there. As to your first points, I don't know if you can buy bedsits for any other purpose than renting them out en masse. And buying a flat isn't a bad idea if you just want to get onto the property ladder. Perhaps this only really applies in London where an actual house costs a diamond the size of your head.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:55,
	
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	 Buying a flat is for getting on the ladder, but there's not much you can actually do to it to increase the value.
	Buying a flat is for getting on the ladder, but there's not much you can actually do to it to increase the value.
 	You can't extend it. If I had the cash I'd convert my loft and have 4 bedrooms instead of three.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:57,
	
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	 Yeah we've been looking at doing the same thing
	Yeah we've been looking at doing the same thing
 	but are plumping for knocking through the kitchen into the dining room to create more space.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:59,
	
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	 I could knock through my lounge to the dining room, but I like having separate spaces.
	I could knock through my lounge to the dining room, but I like having separate spaces.
 	I'm restoring my lounge floor at the moment, been sanding the fuck out of it for the last three days. After some minor sanding tonight I'll be staining and varnishing. Should be done by the weekend.
The wood's really beautiful, the house was built about 1900 or so.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02,
	
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	 More space less rooms sometimes lessens the value
	More space less rooms sometimes lessens the value
 	Not all the time but enough for you to think very carefully before doing so.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:05,
	
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	 Fuck's sake Harters you sweaty bellend.
	Fuck's sake Harters you sweaty bellend.
 	Stop doing ninja edits in a zany manner.
You do realise that the general consensus on here is that you're a prick weirdo who just follows people around spouting memes at them, right?
That is, when you've taken the time to remove your cock from your son's mouth.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:13,
	
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	 Let's see him laugh this one off.
	Let's see him laugh this one off.
 	Evening boys and girls / flids and mongs
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:30,
	
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	 Oh b3th's here.
	Oh b3th's here.
 	That's this thread dead, then.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:32,
	
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	 Va te faire foutre
	Va te faire foutre
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:32,
	
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	 Also
	Also
 	I was in a 'High St electronics retailer' tody, and I laughed like a deacon at the name of 
this company.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:33,
	
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	 Tody
	Tody
 	What has the fat bloke from Neighbours got to do with anything.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:36,
	
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	 Everything, Jeff.
	Everything, Jeff.
 	He's a lawyer who used to be a wrestler.
How's you?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:40,
	
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	 hahah
	hahah
 	man, that name as everything  fanny and wang
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:37,
	
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	 I'm so grown up.
	I'm so grown up.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:39,
	
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	 There is a clothes shop in Macau called Wanko.
	There is a clothes shop in Macau called Wanko. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:41,
	
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	 I spent at least a small part of today
	I spent at least a small part of today
 	wandering round with a fake blood covered stake telling students I'd dealt with the vampire problem.  Oh and telling them about the expansion of Russia.  I make my own amusement at work
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:43,
	
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	 Your students pity you.
	Your students pity you.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:54,
	
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	 yeah
	yeah
 	but they have to listen to me, FOOLS!
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:57,
	
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	 I think we all do.
	I think we all do. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:58,
	
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	 If only they sold cars
	If only they sold cars
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:44,
	
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	 That bird in the advert: WOULD
	That bird in the advert: WOULD
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:45,
	
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	 Be honest
	Be honest
 	advert + gutter
+ Lithuanian brothel
+ Nolan sisters
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:49,
	
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	 no, I meant I would do intercourse with her, given the opportunity.
	no, I meant I would do intercourse with her, given the opportunity.
 	HTH xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:50,
	
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	 Oh, I don't dispute that
	Oh, I don't dispute that
 	I was simply suggesting that your minimum requirements in a female were not so lofty as to begin and end with your fellow modelling types.
HTH xx
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:51,
	
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	 Was that a height gag?
	Was that a height gag?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52,
	
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	 It was now
	It was now
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52,
	
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	 I have certain standards, best not discuss them, we've got into verbal fisticuffs over my taste in blondes before, haven't we?
	I have certain standards, best not discuss them, we've got into verbal fisticuffs over my taste in blondes before, haven't we?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53,
	
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	 Ewwwwwwww Blonde beer?
	Ewwwwwwww Blonde beer?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53,
	
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	 I don't mind blonde beers.
	I don't mind blonde beers.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:55,
	
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	 BEARS
	BEARS
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:56,
	
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	 You can go nuts over blondes all you like now mate
	You can go nuts over blondes all you like now mate
 	and obviously I didn't really mean that you'd stoop so low. Don't take the internet so seriously, etc. Coleen Nolan? I ask you.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:56,
	
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	 Was that a height gag?
	Was that a height gag?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:57,
	
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	 Yes it was
	Yes it was
 	and so is your Mum
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:00,
	
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	 My mum has no gag reflex
	My mum has no gag reflex
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02,
	
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	 We know, Harters
	We know, Harters
 	We ALL know
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02,
	
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	 How does she smell?
	How does she smell?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:06,
	
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	 I dont know I have no nose.........................?
	I dont know I have no nose.........................?
 	Wait I think I got that wrong
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:08,
	
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	 Darth he's been bullied on QOTW and on Talk today.......
	Darth he's been bullied on QOTW and on Talk today.......
 	O/T is his last refuge.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:51,
	
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	 The man's skin is like a shield of steel
	The man's skin is like a shield of steel
 	He's a modern-day humanoid short Scotch and slightly less believable version of Batfink.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:52,
	
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	 Admit you are his karate
	Admit you are his karate
 	AMIRITE?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:53,
	
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	 Yeah man
	Yeah man
 	I'm a martial arts expert and everything
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:56,
	
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	 I was thinking more fat slanty eyed bastard to be honest
	I was thinking more fat slanty eyed bastard to be honest
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:58,
	
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	 How DARE you
	How DARE you
 	I am neither slanty eyed nor of questionable parentage
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:00,
	
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	 First lol of the thread
	First lol of the thread
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:01,
	
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