I conclude you are either bent or pussy whipped.
get a real dog, bitch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We've got a Staffy.
She's daft as a brush.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I have heard she's excellent.
my lurcher is properly psychotic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)

She's monged off her tits at the moment.
She's been to the vets, so we had to get her some ACP otherwise she goes scatty.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:00, Reply)

fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)

chiwhahas were bred to go down rat/rodent holes and kill shit
don't you listen windee
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:02, Reply)

two of the best dogs I've ever been around,
never need to put them on a lead, will happily keep up on my run, could give a shit about other dogs. Just because some vacuous idiots treat a certain breed like toys instead of dogs, doesn't make them bad dogs. In the same way that not all pitbulls are child killers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Dogs are ace, no matter what they are.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:10, Reply)

The only dogs I like are hot dogs with onions brown sauce and mustard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)

That's not dogs,
that's pigs' testicles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)

excuse me,
I'm still here you know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)

But are your testicles?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)

yeah baby.
I'm a fully functioning pig.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)

I think it's a play on words
Like the dogs bollocks? AMIRITE??????
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)

WHAT?
Why did no one tell me this before?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)