Alt: my work christmas party this year is black tie
I'm sorely tempted not to go as I can't be arsed to rent a suit.

I used to have a metal tray, teapot, and various items of cutlery I clanked out of a work do with, after many free drinks pre-meal and then 2 bottles of wine with and after the meal. Not my finest hour.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

But no purple bowling ball on the mantel piece?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I have a purple bowling ball.
Also a pink one, but I let the dog have that one to play with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Is it on the mantel piece?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)

No.
I don't have a mantelpiece.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)