I tend to keep it quite low key at teh work christmas lunch
a few years ago I rather over did it and were it not for the fact that everyone else was as drunk as me, I would have made a bit of a tit of myself.

On the way home I did a shit in the middle of the rugby pitch.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Now THAT'S some high-end gaming.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I would have been quicker if I had spent the extra money on an i3 3220.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)

You think 'high-end gaming' is a euphemism for 'homosexual prostitution'.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Correct.
Al's rugby-shitting was a mating call.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)

PHWAR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Morning!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Morning.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Silly Al.
The correct answer is, of course, 'No, just having a shit'.
Tsk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Oh I see.
I just assumed that in your unemployed daze you had mistake this period of darkness we are currently in for the bit just before it gets light, rather than the bit after it's been light for a few hours.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I hope you never see an uninterrupted night's sleep for the next five years.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)