That's a lot of tights for a minor to be wearing.
I don't know how to break this to you, but I think your teacher was a fiddler.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

my dad was always in shit at school
one day he was told that he wasn't getting detention or a caning as usual, he was getting a much worse punishment: he had to be in the shakespeare play. in purple tights.

that was about 60 years ago and his brother and mates have never let him forget it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Monty was way too ugly to be nonced, what with his straggly beard and long greasy hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Straggly beards are not what your average nonce is looking for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)

i think I meant scraggly
but either way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

hmmm
and how do you know that, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

*deletes browsing history*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Are you still working on that book?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)