Smoked salmon is what you have for breakfast you oaf.
You wake up, you have some bucks fizz, then you open a few presents.

Then you have toast, scrambled eggs and smoked salmon and lots of coffee.

Then you go and see some friends

Then you come home and watch some telly and prepare the veg while drinking port or sherry

Then you have dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Breakfast will be a full english at my place before we head to my parents for start the turkey.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Not sure I approve.
A Full English is a bit povvo.

I bet you have chips with it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)

No chips, fried bread.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)

and a pint of lager

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Homebrew obvz

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)

sausages slow fried for an hour as well.
man now I'm hungry
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)

That sounds crazily indulgent.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I'm up for a bit of that;

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Watching what you call 'telly' on Christmas Day marks you out as being from the lower orders.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)