Let's try again, shall we?
That thread was WTN.

What've you got in your diary this week? Anything good?

I'm taking my kid to see a Noggin the Nog theatre production on Sunday which I'm hoping will be good.

Alt: Do you like going to the theatre? Personally I think it's shit. I have never enjoyed a singe play I've been to. I like the atmosphere, the occasion etc but either I've been incredibly unfortunate in the plays I've seen or it really is shit. I cannot abide that overblown acting style. It's bent and 'theatre' types are the worst kind of fucking wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:45, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wife & daughter back from the US tomorrow after two weeks. Cannot wait.
I like the theatre. Best thing I have seen was Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, which had James Earl Jones in it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Christmas do at the Centre For Life on Wednesday night
Free booze and food. Can't see any problems there, oh no. Secret Santa thing at work on the same day.

I've been once - it was "poo"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)

hahahahaha
i just spent a few mins googling WTN. there are some v random meanings out there. then i got it. ffs swipe.

dinner tonight, drinks tomorrow, gym on wed and thu, xmas shopping on fri, at the place in cornwall over the weekend hopefully.

alt: i think you've been unlucky. i've seen some fab things at the theatre. eg i know you hate musicals, as do i, but "avenue q" is in a different league. "fat pig" was awesome, "posh" was stunning, "abigail's party" was great...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)

WTN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I have no idea what WTN is

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)

i figured it out as being
Worse Than Nakers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Nothing much old fruit,
another week of Christmas parties, women with a million bags of shopping who don't seem to have developed an indoor voice, and the lonely drunks slowly getting lonelier and lonelier as Christmas approaches, and their family still haven't bothered to get in touch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Oh man what a depressing post.
You know what I think is one of the saddest things ever? An empty restaurant. Something really heartbreaking about that for me, for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)

You can’t just drop Roy Ayres in the Convo. then Make a new thread (he played the Vibrophone).
Funny enough I was listening to Roy Ayers “Everybody loves the sunshine” and Donald Byrds “Places and spaces” albums yesterday TRUFAX.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)

what was i supposed to have been doing yesterday.
I'm worried that I had plans, but then forgot, but you remembered. Oh god.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Just drinking windy
After the madness on Sat. you said that was all you could be arsed to do yesterday.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Worked out well,
Saturday was bonkers. Me and ladypig did a bit of a pub crawl of dog friendly pubs, was lovely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)

there's one in sw london
that is more for dogs than people, with bowls for them everywhere. it's great unless you are an epic feeble failure with allergies *cries*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)

that sounds fucking awful

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

well if you don't like having panting slobbering creatures stealing all your food and farting
don't take a man with you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I HEAR YOU, SISTER!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:33, Reply)

*head shakes and finger clicks*
you go, girlfriend.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Roy's best song is b-boy anthem Brother Green.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Agreed, so many tracks to choose from
Running away is still has one of the best Intros.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I have the 12" of that.
Cost me thirty fucking quid IIRC
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Worth every penny

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

N w
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Alright The Doveston

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)

haha, patels.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Poor old Marshmallow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)

you had to admire his persistence.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:56, Reply)

He actually came back the next day and did it again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Alright?
Yes, lots of stuff. Mostly not being at work. I have to get insured to drive on the continent, get continental breakdown cover, buy a complete set of car bulbs, headlight deflectors, two breathalysers, a GB sticker, confirm my ferry booking, buy a dress waistcoat, do all of my Christmas shopping and move house.

So bit of a doss, really.

*cries*
(kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)

How long are you going for K?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Four fucking days.

(kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

And I have a cold.

(kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Check your policy mine has 14 days cover standard.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

He only has third party, fire and retreat.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

agreed and clicked like a mo'fo'

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Try & fit in some time to read The Mothman Prophecies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I'm safe from moths this time of year.
YOU CAN'T SCARE ME
(kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)

You forgot about the ninja stealth moths
The ones that live in your suitcases
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

not where you're going
they have super nazi moths that are impervious to cold

www.arkive.org/cousin-german-moth/protolampra-sobrina/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)

poor kroney, he does get bullied
but he hasn't stuck around to defend himself...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Or this one
www.geekologie.com/2012/10/creepy-as-hell-moth-with-a-skull-on-its.php

Although it's just a caterpillar, so not scary at all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:29, Reply)

that got blocked for being porn on our filters
sick!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Funny you should mention that I saw this and thought of Kroney.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)

That is fucking COOL!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Fuck you all.

(kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)

why don't you just hire a car out there?
you know your knackered old shitmobile will let you down... AND the car...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

reading about your holiday with the gf has put a song in my head that i just can't get rid of, you bastard
"froggie went a-courting and he did ride, mmhmm, mmhmmm"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I've never understood this "two breathalysers" bollocks
So, say you're not sure if you've had a scoop to many, but as per French law you check yourself with a breathalyser. You're safe, WIN, you drive off, the French filth pull you over, you're now in a position where you're safe to drive but are illegal because you only have one breathalyser in the car. Whereas, if you'd just risked it, you'd be legal on both counts.

I really don't think they've thought this through, K.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:34, Reply)

The electric ones are multi use aren't they?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)

yeah, but if you have an electric one you only need to have the one.
it's two disposable ones that the law requires. Which means, if you actually plan to use one, you need at least three. And if you don't plan to use one, what's the fucking point?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

They sell them at the ferry ports and the chunnel departure lounge
About £7.50 IIRC. It's just another bit of the bureaucratic box-ticking bollocks that the french are so fond of.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I quite want to watch that Book of mormon play.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Also I have a confession for the board.
As I was doing the washing up this weekend I realised I do actually own 8 side plates, I just must have blocked them out, they just sat next to the shit bowls.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

You shit in a bowl?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Some swear words in English can be used as adjectives, not just nouns.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Ooh hark at the lord of the manor here with his la-di-da side plates

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I've actually got more side plates than normal plates, due to breakage :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

WTN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)

also "book of mormon" looks amazing but is already pretty much sold out
luckily for me, i got tickets for my birthday *glees*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

3 fucking Christmas dos
thursday, friday and saturday. Even my legendarily robust liver is going to be solidly fucked into a cocked hat after that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I am going to try and have a week off the sauce this week.
I reckon I put a month's worth of units away over the weekend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)

January is your correct timing for this.
You'll be (even more) skint than normal and not able to afford booze.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I won't make it to January at this rate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)

February is better; shorter month.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Alcolols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)

A rough calculation tells me I did about 32 units yesterday.
Feel fine today though. Must be all the sleep.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)

So I thought I was with Direct Line. Called them up because I couldn't find my documents.
I'm not with Direct Line. I've never been with Direct Line. Turns out I'm with Hastings Direct and my documents were on top of my computer. The same computer I'm typing on. The same computer I searched for Direct Line's customer services number on.

This is going well.
(kroney2, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:48, Reply)

WTN

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)

DEACON ALERT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)

+of retreat?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)

You're only with Hastings Direct as it reminds you of the last time the French army won anything.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I am aware of the veracity issues within that post

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

One in the eye for Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)

This thread might actually be worse than the last one.
Fucks sake internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I might go back to bed for a couple of hours.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I would absolutely love to do that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1804208
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I'm really hungry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I am fucking starving
I have only Heinz tomato soup :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I've not heard of "singe play"
sounds like some sort of S&M thing, not really my bag.*


*is totally my bag
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)

+ball

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:13, Reply)