LOL
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gangnam-style-death-prompts-warning-to-middleaged-men-not-to-attempt-the-vigorous-dance-8411905.html
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh, epic ROFFLE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:07, Reply)

i like the doctors advice to "let the lady dance round you"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)

How long before the Sun has it as
"BAN THIS KILLER DANCE NOW!!!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)

It's the most important thing that has happened in the world, according to the Sun.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

and what if it's the lady who has a hidden gamit of cardiovascular problems brought on by middle age, a poor diet and lack of excercise
eh?

Then she'll be the one collapsing with a myocardial infarction and the good doctor's advice would have been tantamount to MURDER.

/left-field Shipman.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I pulled a muscle in my arm air guitaring at my sisters wedding.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:16, Reply)

For some reason I read that in a slightly different order
and the idea of an "air guitar arm" was most appealing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I sometimes use one of my legs to simulate the position of the guitar while I'm windmilling.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

textbook, sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I once tore my banjo string.
Do I win five pounds?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

air banjoing.
That's not a beginner's game, that's for sure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Depends how far away you are

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)