To sort out the economy - compulsory "Do Not Resuscitate" notes on everyone over the age of 75 in hospitals, should thin out the aging population and defuse the pension crisis.

Alt: Got a gig tonight and my new uke arrived today so I'll be annoying the Mrs with that one.

AltAlt: 2 fat ladies - Spice Girls reunion.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are you going to use it to transport some "daggy" sheep you "flamin galagh"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)

nah
I'm gonna play some Slayer on it.

south of Heaven on ukelele sounds awesome
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I may google search this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I bought my kid a uke for Xmas, magic the cat.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Wait, magic the cat is your kid?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Also, is that two ukuleles in your flat now?
Fucken hipster prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

just the one uke
I do have 4 bass guitars and an acoustic 6 string as well.

The uke is a good starting point for someone with small hands to play, so I'll use it to teach my daughter how to play stringed instruments.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)

and
Monty's my mum.

(avoiding obvious star Wars joke)
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)