fucking great weekend.
I'm going home to the parents thursday night to surprise them. Can't wait!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

are you going to surprise them by pushinga bot dog through their door then burning their house down?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Nah, they're not expecting me home til friday afternoon.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)

probably better this way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I think you're forgetting that we're a bunch of bastards, and most of us know how to find your mum on fb.
Morning, doll. Show us your new haircut, then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)

pervert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Spastic

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

touche

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)

You're such a bitch b3th.
I can't upload the pic from my phone onto facebook. It's basically just a really good trim all over, then the hairdresser did this awesome styling thing with a straightener that used steam instead of dry heat and a cream. now my hair is like super straight, super soft, and looks awesomely healthy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

She's a right fucking bogan isn't she?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)

she totally is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Rack off, you great galah

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)

just kidding, I love you really b3thy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

sounds like an iron to me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)

that's what all hair straighteners started out as.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Rhyming slang lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)