Does everyone know this?
z8.invisionfree.com/Ssenorita/index.php?showtopic=179

According to Lusty it's old but it's new to me and very funny indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:09, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Reads like someone has copied and pasted other "Closer" articles together
"The other fans on the Chucklebrothers message board were so jealous when I told them"

Can't be real.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)

What the fuck is going on with that site?
I couldn't read a word of that because there appeared to be fleas or some shit flying around my mouse cursor.
Or am I starting to hallucinate?
I think I need a lie-down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Move the cursor aside and all will be well
Alt: You are having a breakdown, kill yourself
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)

THEYRE CRAWLING ALL OVER MY SKIN!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:21, Reply)

that's because you never wash you crusty hippy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Acieeeed!
Acieeed!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)

It's not that shocking a revelation.
Famous man uses fame to get sex.
The funniest bit is the quote from lovely Sally at the end:
“I can’t believe I almost slept with an ageing comedian when my husband’s got the body of Brad Pitt’ says Sally
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)