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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah? Which marmalade?
It better be some sensitively aged in oak casks cottage industry marmalade made with only oranges from Pablo Saumerez' farm just outside Seville or else I'm going to look down my nose at you.

I've got a cold. I am currently making unholy amounts of snot. My only comfort is that I'm going to infect an entire plane load of people with it tomorrow morning and if there's a screaming child as there so often is, I'm going to sneeze RIGHT IN ITS FUCKING FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
are you the same height as battered?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
No, I can bend at the waist you utter cretin.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)
i hope your plane crashes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
If it'll rescue me from your relentless bleating, I'll welcome it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I can't believe you'd actually welcome fireydeath over talking to me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I guess you don't read your own posts very often.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)
what kind of egomaniac goes back and reads their own posts?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)
*jazz hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Nakers doesn't believe 'knees' are real.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
It must be nice to live a life so simple
that simple act of getting out of bed, or squatting to take a dump, is full of so much magic and mystery.

"How does my body do it, when it remains upright and rigid at all times?" he wonders aloud, whilst his care worker once again silently considers whether euthanasia wouldn't be kinder.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)
oh is it your romantic holiday with the missus tomorrow??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)
ignoring me doesn't make it less of a relationship, you know
you can ignore me, but you can't ignore the LURVE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)

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