In love with what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:01, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

His reflection.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

well it won't be moths

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

baguettes

( wanderlust, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Alright.
5 more days. Don't know if I'll make it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Be strong, youngling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Last night i was close to snapping,
We had a punch up on the weekend, vomit everywhere, one woman who went mental because we're closed Christmas day and "we used to come here every Christmas when we lived in oxford 10 years ago, our family wanted to relive that, why can't you be open?" And so on, she called me a disgrace for not supporting local people and all sorts of other bollocks. I've had to clear shit off the floor in the ladies, I've had tampons left lying on the floor, used. People turn in to fucking animals. One guy didn't see a problem with going around smashing the ligthbulbs in the chandelier. Monty. It's fucking grim this year.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)

You don't hear about this sort of behaviour on 'Inspector Morse' do you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I feel your pain bro.
I haven't had to clean up any tampons but the fighting and grimness thing I know all about. It's our members party tomorrow night...It's going to be hell.
( wanderlust, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

People are arseholes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Depeche Mode'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Christmas is for needy, self-aggrandising wankers anyway
Fuck christmas, right in it's fetid, vinegar-smelling arsehole
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

alone on Christmas day again Adam?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

FUCK YOU JESUS, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I know all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Alone and sobbing into his third bottle of sherry by 11am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:32, Reply)

What are you doing in here Alan*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I heard this was where all the cool kids hung out
And /talk's dead this morning.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:38, Reply)

this morning
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

He's pissed up - accidentally went in the wrong door.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Although oldies aren't perfect, this makes me very happy I work in an RSL, where people are generally quite civilised.
even when they're FULL of booze.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

you're taking this paladin thing seriously aren't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)

BE SILENT YOU KNAVE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)

We had our biggest week last week.
Tomorrow is going to be hard work though. I am looking forward to a few days in the outside world, away from booze.
( wanderlust, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

sexy booze?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)

hahahaha.

( wanderlust, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

everyone i've spoken to in "the biz" had a massive week last week.
To be fair, I've actually got a day off this week, and nothing booked today at all, so I might be able to recover a bit today.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Have a bit of a rest if you can.
Coffee and keeping sober have been saving me this year.
I've got to get a wiggle on now. Toodles!
( wanderlust, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I've been drunk as a lord at every oppurtunity, might pack that in for a couple of days.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:34, Reply)

mrs kroney of course

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Shit, i genuinely thought he was gay.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Me too.
He fucking looks it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)

D=

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

to be fair, i've not met her
she could well be a he.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)

The baroque majesty of Paris, to the extent that collaboration is preferable to air raids.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)

The stringy, slightly chickeny flavour of cuisses de grenouilles

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)