en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_on_horseback
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Just read that
in Merkin land their pigs in blankets are actually sausage rolls.

And wikipedia also suggests stuffing your prune or date with mango chutney before wrapping in bacon.

Now that sounds good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)

might be too sweet
although i fucking love mango chutney
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I've heard you're a bit of a chutney ferret.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)

i'd chutney your ferret

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Phwoar!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Wait, so what are chipolatas wrapped in bacon called?

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)

jew cocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)

lol

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I think Gonz used parma ham...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)

That reminds me, I need to buy some nails and four by two on the way home.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Holy shit.
I did not mean that the way I just realised it reads.

It was supposed to just be a shitty joke about Jewsons, not some crucifixtion thing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
I took it as crucifixtion
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Officelol
You are also aware of the cockney rhyming slang angle on this, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Well, yes, actually, but I'd forgotten that too until you just reminded me of it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)

That's the way I read it.
Then I remembered that it's Two by Four, not Four by Two.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Yes b3th, 'two by four' rhymes with 'Jew'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Oh, I meant 'two bt four' - 'whore'
Is that not where you were going?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Christ b3th just go back to bed will you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)

it's been a long day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I'm not

( Kroney, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)

You should ask Barry

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:16, Reply)

i really hope this is true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I hoping this makes the popular page, just for out of context lolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)