You know,
Maybe you should just go and have a nice relaxing poo, read a bit if your book while you're there, then have a shower and get in to bed with an audiobook, and just have some b3th time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

a nice relaxing poo, read a bit if your book while you're there, then have
and get in to bed with an audiobook, and just have some b3th time.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)

: (
After all I did for you today, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)

That's ok man coz you love the abuse

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I made pigs in blankets with a Jack daniels glaze.
I've accidentally half a bottle.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I've just spilled my alcohol : (
Ah, man, this day could not get any worse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Your husband could die?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I'm a bad person
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I've always thought so.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Could be worse
He might linger on and on for years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I somehow doubt we'll be dancing at our golden wedding anniversary.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I prefer my idea.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)

fine. fuck you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)

We lost our pub quiz by three points this weekend.
Go on, ask me some questions from yours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)

you'll only google it to make yourself look clever online,
Buoying up your difficult and tragic grip on your depression.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Is the answer Geoff Hurst?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)

alright tangle,
I don't think so, but to be fair, I'm not sure of the question anymore.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Are there not many in tonight?
Or are you posting between rounds?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)

between rounds.
Pretty lonely reading a quiz I can tell you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Poor piggy :(
You need to organise a pigpubbash and a load of idiots from the Internet can come and ruin it all for you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I'd love to have you all down here,
But I doubt it'll happen.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)

You wouldn't want me there.
I drink alcopops.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)

we don't serve alcopops.
I genuinely would love for you all to come down and hang out, but I'm proper shit at organising stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I'm proper shit at turning up to bashes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)

What's to organise?
You've already got a pub.
All you need to do is stick a date on the calendar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)

That sounds like a challenge...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I used to enjoy running our pub quiz
I just didn't enjoy having to find all the questions for it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I enjoy it sometimes, but if the foist chatty teams are at the other side of the pub, it can get lonely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I try not to cheat in quizzes.
It's tragic enough that that's how I spend my evenings, without having to cheat my way to winning.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)

pub quizzes dome well are ace,
Done badly suck balls.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Ours were very popular.
We used to have games in between rounds as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I do alright,
It's all topical here, so none of that sne sne general knowledge stuff, and we pull in between 12 to 25 odd teams. I'm proud of it really, but sometimes its a lot of work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)

That's cool.
We used to pull six or seven teams in our little pub. These days it's more like three or four teams, and one of them is me and mr b3th.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

they are a dying form i think.
To be fair, without the students, we get about 5 or 6 teams.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Are your students full of their own self importance?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)

not in my pub,
I get a bit heavy in the first couple of weeks of freshers, make it clear we don't put up with it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)