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Fucking work I’ve been too busy to fuck around with you lot.
What been the highlight of today’s topics?
Alt: Did b3th manage to get up before lunchtime?
Alt: Alt: If you could “BUSACAP IN DAT MOFO” who would it be and why?
ALTAALTAALTA: Which glad happy sod really gets on your nerves?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:54,
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latest was 13 years ago)
This is the worst collection of anything, ever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:07,
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What?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:08,
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it's worse than you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:09,
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I agree, 4 questions all shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:10,
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ABAHH
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:12,
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Eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:14,
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as bad as Hartley Hare
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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that is harsh.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:17,
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you're wthh
:'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:18,
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right, we are officially no longer friends.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:18,
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:'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:19,
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Le tour du monde en quatre-vingts jours
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:22,
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will you stop being unfunny and shit?
you're making me look bad.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:24,
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WHOAH Calm down MJ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:26,
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seriously, I know I some times get grouchy and have a go at people for no reason
but you are an embarrassment to this board, please die.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:28,
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Wow
Is there really any need for that…….. I mean I know you’re considered to be one of the popular ones on here; I just bask in your light.
Prick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:31,
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popular? don't make me laugh.
now fuck off.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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Wilf aint you had enough for one day?
Go home lick your wounds and come back fighting another day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:47,
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wounds? from who?
die now.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:51,
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Are you really that stupid you don't know?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:52,
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What?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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WTN?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:10,
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Fuck off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:08,
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*Flounces*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:09,
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*celebrates*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:11,
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*Glares*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:12,
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Pervert
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:13,
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*Cry wanks*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:16,
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Ringofyre has threatened to show his wife my posts on b3ta if I don't stop being trolled by him.
Or something.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:08,
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I bet she's a right biffa
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:09,
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sad times
Linkypoos?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:09,
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I'm going to give him a turkey slap.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:13,
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Ha you are so gonna get it AB
She may even have an OKcupid account just for you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:10,
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Apparently he's never had sex with another woman but they are swingers.
Basically, he watches his wife getting tag-fucked.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:12,
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WWE's worst pay-per view event
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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by Don Fisher and Ailsa
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:05,
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Oh man, he's just gazzed me complaining that we're talking about his wife getting fucked by loads of men after he's claimed to be a swinher.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:44,
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Fine, I shall try and answer these
1. Me, I am always the highlight
2. I didn't see her
3. I don't know what this means
4. ummm, OK, I give up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:28,
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Wassip cavy
What are your Russian plans?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:32,
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Something about Starling
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:33,
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I'm going to have adventures is what
there is snow and palaces and nuclear bunkers and ballets and crazy metro systems. Oh man! All I have to do is not fuck up getting to the aeroplane on time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:33,
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How long for and where abouts?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:35,
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6 days
St Petersburg then Moscow. The more I find out about Russia the more I just want to tour the whole country for a year or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:36,
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My sister is a big fan, she studied history at uni specialising in russia
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:38,
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Russia was one of my dad's manias.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:39,
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A LARP’er is neither early or late but arrives exactly when needed
Q: Gandalf the grey
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42,
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Great answer.......
What was the question?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:32,
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I don't think it mattered
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:34,
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What didn't?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:35,
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yes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42,
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Really?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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no
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:47,
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I agree
I think?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:50,
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BUTTSCRACHA
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:40,
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alright Gvpyczjppcl,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:41,
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alwight woodmaster G
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42,
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the youtube year in review video is pretty good.
Felicia day is in it looking hot.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:40,
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wouldn't.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42,
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+ER
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:48,
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Same.
I think it's her oddly elongated face.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:55,
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Thank god you're here Chompy
IT'S GONE MAD I TELL YOU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42,
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"Hey everyone, I've seen this great thing that I'm going to tell you about
But I won't link it, oh no, why ON EARTH would I do that?"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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Prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:46,
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see if you can work it out love.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:46,
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Nope
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:51,
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who is she?
Yes, she is quite pretty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:12,
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Nerd Goddess basically.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:56,
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I like it when Foggsy runs out of pills
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:08,
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he seems a little grumpy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:09,
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You would be if you'd run out of Lithium
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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Unlike you to grace us with your presence of an evening, Monters.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:10,
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I'm high on free drugs old boy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:14,
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Ah, that would probably explain it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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What's your opinion on Felicia day?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:17,
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Is that after Boxing Day?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:33,
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Well, stay tuned, because I'm going to offer you double the entertainment tonight : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:11,
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alright b3th.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:13,
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Not really.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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whats up?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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Stress levels through the roof.
Twatted my head on a kitchen cupboard while making dinner.
General black dog day.
Ah, fuck it, I'm going to get drunk and take some drugs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:20,
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You know,
Maybe you should just go and have a nice relaxing poo, read a bit if your book while you're there, then have a shower and get in to bed with an audiobook, and just have some b3th time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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a nice relaxing poo, read a bit if your book while you're there, then haveand get in to bed with an audiobook, and just have some b3th time.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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: (
After all I did for you today, too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:29,
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That's ok man coz you love the abuse
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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I made pigs in blankets with a Jack daniels glaze.
I've accidentally half a bottle.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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I've just spilled my alcohol : (
Ah, man, this day could not get any worse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:32,
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Your husband could die?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:37,
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I'm a bad person
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:38,
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I've always thought so.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:39,
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Could be worse
He might linger on and on for years.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:39,
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I somehow doubt we'll be dancing at our golden wedding anniversary.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:43,
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I prefer my idea.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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fine. fuck you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:40,
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We lost our pub quiz by three points this weekend.
Go on, ask me some questions from yours.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:42,
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you'll only google it to make yourself look clever online,
Buoying up your difficult and tragic grip on your depression.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:44,
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Is the answer Geoff Hurst?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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alright tangle,
I don't think so, but to be fair, I'm not sure of the question anymore.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:49,
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Are there not many in tonight?
Or are you posting between rounds?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:52,
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between rounds.
Pretty lonely reading a quiz I can tell you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:58,
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Poor piggy :(
You need to organise a pigpubbash and a load of idiots from the Internet can come and ruin it all for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:01,
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I'd love to have you all down here,
But I doubt it'll happen.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:05,
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You wouldn't want me there.
I drink alcopops.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:11,
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we don't serve alcopops.
I genuinely would love for you all to come down and hang out, but I'm proper shit at organising stuff.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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I'm proper shit at turning up to bashes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:15,
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What's to organise?
You've already got a pub.
All you need to do is stick a date on the calendar.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:16,
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That sounds like a challenge...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:11,
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I used to enjoy running our pub quiz
I just didn't enjoy having to find all the questions for it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:01,
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I enjoy it sometimes, but if the foist chatty teams are at the other side of the pub, it can get lonely.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:06,
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I try not to cheat in quizzes.
It's tragic enough that that's how I spend my evenings, without having to cheat my way to winning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:51,
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pub quizzes dome well are ace,
Done badly suck balls.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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Ours were very popular.
We used to have games in between rounds as well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:10,
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I do alright,
It's all topical here, so none of that sne sne general knowledge stuff, and we pull in between 12 to 25 odd teams. I'm proud of it really, but sometimes its a lot of work.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:12,
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That's cool.
We used to pull six or seven teams in our little pub. These days it's more like three or four teams, and one of them is me and mr b3th.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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they are a dying form i think.
To be fair, without the students, we get about 5 or 6 teams.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:15,
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Are your students full of their own self importance?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:16,
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not in my pub,
I get a bit heavy in the first couple of weeks of freshers, make it clear we don't put up with it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:28,
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*hires deckchair*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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A lot of spastics shouted at each other.
Alt: fuck off, twatface.
AltAlt: you, for totally 'disrespecting me in my hood'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:10,
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it's a lovely hood don't listen to the nasty man
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:14,
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Well this is good.
I think I'm gonna have a little joint.
I hope it livens up a bit by the time I get back.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:59,
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I wouldn't bank on it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:03,
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That's better.
It's buzzing in here now, eh Davvo?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:17,
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Buzzing with a capital 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ', tangles.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:29,
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Fucking hell, I'm tired.
I may go to bed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:31,
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is Monty still about?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:20,
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Alt:Alt: At the moment, I suppose, Sean Penn, the bastard.
Hello.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:32,
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Hello yourself.
It's no use posting now, everyone appears to have fucked off.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:37,
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not me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:53,
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Nor me. Yet.
How was the quiz?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 23:03,
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pretty good,
Only 8 teams, but all regulars, so a good bit of banter. It would be the most fun if I didn't have to write the bastard thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 23:38,
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