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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking work I’ve been too busy to fuck around with you lot.
What been the highlight of today’s topics?

Alt: Did b3th manage to get up before lunchtime?

Alt: Alt: If you could “BUSACAP IN DAT MOFO” who would it be and why?

ALTAALTAALTA: Which glad happy sod really gets on your nerves?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:54, 138 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
This is the worst collection of anything, ever

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)
What?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)
it's worse than you.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)
I agree, 4 questions all shit

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:10, Reply)
ABAHH

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Eh?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)
as bad as Hartley Hare

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
that is harsh.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)
you're wthh
:'(
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)
right, we are officially no longer friends.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)
:'(

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Le tour du monde en quatre-vingts jours

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:22, Reply)
will you stop being unfunny and shit?
you're making me look bad.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)
WHOAH Calm down MJ

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:26, Reply)
seriously, I know I some times get grouchy and have a go at people for no reason
but you are an embarrassment to this board, please die.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Wow
Is there really any need for that…….. I mean I know you’re considered to be one of the popular ones on here; I just bask in your light.




Prick
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)
popular? don't make me laugh.
now fuck off.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Wilf aint you had enough for one day?
Go home lick your wounds and come back fighting another day
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:47, Reply)
wounds? from who?
die now.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Are you really that stupid you don't know?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
What?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
WTN?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Fuck off.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)
*Flounces*

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)
*celebrates*

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:11, Reply)
*Glares*

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Pervert

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)
*Cry wanks*

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Ringofyre has threatened to show his wife my posts on b3ta if I don't stop being trolled by him.
Or something.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)
I bet she's a right biffa

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)
sad times
Linkypoos?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1810817
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I'm going to give him a turkey slap.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Ha you are so gonna get it AB
She may even have an OKcupid account just for you
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Apparently he's never had sex with another woman but they are swingers.
Basically, he watches his wife getting tag-fucked.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
WWE's worst pay-per view event

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
by Don Fisher and Ailsa

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Oh man, he's just gazzed me complaining that we're talking about his wife getting fucked by loads of men after he's claimed to be a swinher.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Fine, I shall try and answer these
1. Me, I am always the highlight
2. I didn't see her
3. I don't know what this means
4. ummm, OK, I give up
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Wassip cavy
What are your Russian plans?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Something about Starling

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I'm going to have adventures is what
there is snow and palaces and nuclear bunkers and ballets and crazy metro systems. Oh man! All I have to do is not fuck up getting to the aeroplane on time
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)
How long for and where abouts?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:35, Reply)
6 days
St Petersburg then Moscow. The more I find out about Russia the more I just want to tour the whole country for a year or something
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:36, Reply)
My sister is a big fan, she studied history at uni specialising in russia

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Russia was one of my dad's manias.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:39, Reply)
A LARP’er is neither early or late but arrives exactly when needed
Q: Gandalf the grey
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Great answer.......
What was the question?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I don't think it mattered

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
What didn't?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:35, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Really?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)
no

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I agree
I think?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:50, Reply)
BUTTSCRACHA

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:40, Reply)
alright Gvpyczjppcl,

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)
alwight woodmaster G

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42, Reply)
the youtube year in review video is pretty good.
Felicia day is in it looking hot.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:40, Reply)
wouldn't.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42, Reply)
GAY
www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Felicia-Day-Damp.jpg
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:47, Reply)
+ER

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:48, Reply)
HOMO
www.robotmutant.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/photobomb.jpg
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:48, Reply)
BENDER
img1.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000217602/full/felicia-day-in-shimmering-black-top-photo-u1.jpg
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:48, Reply)
HOMOPHILE
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/11/article-0-0F223E9D00000578-97_224x681.jpg
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Same.
I think it's her oddly elongated face.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)
yeah she's a right minger
img3.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000217607/full/felicia-day-in-violet-floral-dress-photo-u1.jpg
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Thank god you're here Chompy
IT'S GONE MAD I TELL YOU
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:42, Reply)
"Hey everyone, I've seen this great thing that I'm going to tell you about
But I won't link it, oh no, why ON EARTH would I do that?"
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Prick

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:46, Reply)
see if you can work it out love.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Nope

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)
HERE YOU GO MATE
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=iCkYw3cRwLo#t=109s
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)
who is she?
Yes, she is quite pretty.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Nerd Goddess basically.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I like it when Foggsy runs out of pills

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
he seems a little grumpy.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
You would be if you'd run out of Lithium

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Unlike you to grace us with your presence of an evening, Monters.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I'm high on free drugs old boy

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Ah, that would probably explain it.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
What's your opinion on Felicia day?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Is that after Boxing Day?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Well, stay tuned, because I'm going to offer you double the entertainment tonight : (

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
alright b3th.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Not really.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
whats up?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Stress levels through the roof.
Twatted my head on a kitchen cupboard while making dinner.
General black dog day.

Ah, fuck it, I'm going to get drunk and take some drugs.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
You know,
Maybe you should just go and have a nice relaxing poo, read a bit if your book while you're there, then have a shower and get in to bed with an audiobook, and just have some b3th time.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)

a nice relaxing poo, read a bit if your book while you're there, then have
and get in to bed with an audiobook, and just have some b3th time.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
: (
After all I did for you today, too.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)
That's ok man coz you love the abuse

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I made pigs in blankets with a Jack daniels glaze.
I've accidentally half a bottle.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I've just spilled my alcohol : (
Ah, man, this day could not get any worse.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Your husband could die?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I'm a bad person
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I've always thought so.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Could be worse
He might linger on and on for years.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I somehow doubt we'll be dancing at our golden wedding anniversary.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I prefer my idea.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
fine. fuck you.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)
We lost our pub quiz by three points this weekend.
Go on, ask me some questions from yours.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)
you'll only google it to make yourself look clever online,
Buoying up your difficult and tragic grip on your depression.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Is the answer Geoff Hurst?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
alright tangle,
I don't think so, but to be fair, I'm not sure of the question anymore.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Are there not many in tonight?
Or are you posting between rounds?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)
between rounds.
Pretty lonely reading a quiz I can tell you.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Poor piggy :(
You need to organise a pigpubbash and a load of idiots from the Internet can come and ruin it all for you.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I'd love to have you all down here,
But I doubt it'll happen.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)
You wouldn't want me there.
I drink alcopops.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
we don't serve alcopops.
I genuinely would love for you all to come down and hang out, but I'm proper shit at organising stuff.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I'm proper shit at turning up to bashes.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)
What's to organise?
You've already got a pub.
All you need to do is stick a date on the calendar.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)
That sounds like a challenge...

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I used to enjoy running our pub quiz
I just didn't enjoy having to find all the questions for it.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I enjoy it sometimes, but if the foist chatty teams are at the other side of the pub, it can get lonely.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I try not to cheat in quizzes.
It's tragic enough that that's how I spend my evenings, without having to cheat my way to winning.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)
pub quizzes dome well are ace,
Done badly suck balls.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Ours were very popular.
We used to have games in between rounds as well.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I do alright,
It's all topical here, so none of that sne sne general knowledge stuff, and we pull in between 12 to 25 odd teams. I'm proud of it really, but sometimes its a lot of work.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)
That's cool.
We used to pull six or seven teams in our little pub. These days it's more like three or four teams, and one of them is me and mr b3th.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
they are a dying form i think.
To be fair, without the students, we get about 5 or 6 teams.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Are your students full of their own self importance?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)
not in my pub,
I get a bit heavy in the first couple of weeks of freshers, make it clear we don't put up with it.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)
*hires deckchair*

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)

A lot of spastics shouted at each other.
Alt: fuck off, twatface.
AltAlt: you, for totally 'disrespecting me in my hood'.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
it's a lovely hood don't listen to the nasty man

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Well this is good.
I think I'm gonna have a little joint.
I hope it livens up a bit by the time I get back.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I wouldn't bank on it.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:03, Reply)
That's better.
It's buzzing in here now, eh Davvo?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Buzzing with a capital 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ', tangles.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Fucking hell, I'm tired.
I may go to bed.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
is Monty still about?

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Alt:Alt: At the moment, I suppose, Sean Penn, the bastard.
Hello.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Hello yourself.
It's no use posting now, everyone appears to have fucked off.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:37, Reply)
not me.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Nor me. Yet.
How was the quiz?
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)
pretty good,
Only 8 teams, but all regulars, so a good bit of banter. It would be the most fun if I didn't have to write the bastard thing.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 23:38, Reply)

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