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	 OK, Mont's is outta there, I'll step up to the plate,
	OK, Mont's is outta there, I'll step up to the plate,
 	Gonz AMA
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:48,
	
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	 Have you ever stolen anything?
	Have you ever stolen anything?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:49,
	
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	 Yes.
	Yes.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:51,
	
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	 have you ever built a masturbation device?
	have you ever built a masturbation device?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:51,
	
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	 Not that I can recall.
	Not that I can recall.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:52,
	
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	 And do you have the blue prints
	And do you have the blue prints
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:52,
	
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	 How much do you earn?
	How much do you earn?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:52,
	
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	 Less than my income, and enough to be self sufficient.
	Less than my income, and enough to be self sufficient.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:53,
	
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	 eh?
	eh?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:53,
	
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	 He's got fingers in lots of pies has gonz.
	He's got fingers in lots of pies has gonz.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:54,
	
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	 no hairy ones though
	no hairy ones though
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:55,
	
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	 My income is higher than what I earn, as I get money from stuff that I haven't earnt, such as inheritance stuff.
	My income is higher than what I earn, as I get money from stuff that I haven't earnt, such as inheritance stuff.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:55,
	
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	 fair do's
	fair do's
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:55,
	
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	 how jewish are you?
	how jewish are you?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:53,
	
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	 By culture, not religion.
	By culture, not religion.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:54,
	
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	 Would you have your guts removed and a colostomy bag for the rest of your life if it meant no more chrones?
	Would you have your guts removed and a colostomy bag for the rest of your life if it meant no more chrones?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:55,
	
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	 just 'cause you're talking to gonz doesn't mean you have to spell like him.
	just 'cause you're talking to gonz doesn't mean you have to spell like him.
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:56,
	
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	 just 'cause you're posting on OT doesn't mean you have to be an autistic house whale
	just 'cause you're posting on OT doesn't mean you have to be an autistic house whale
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:57,
	
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	 learn to spell, thicko.
	learn to spell, thicko.
 	unless you're dyslexic like gonz, then it's cool.
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:02,
	
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	 I've thought about this many times, there are times when I would, there were times where I'd pray it was an option, but then most of the time, no thanks.
	I've thought about this many times, there are times when I would, there were times where I'd pray it was an option, but then most of the time, no thanks.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:03,
	
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	 When did you last have sex with a woman?
	When did you last have sex with a woman?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:56,
	
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	 i was wondering when this would come up
	 
 	 i was wondering when this would come up
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:56,
	
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	 I bet he doesn't answer.
	 
 	I bet he doesn't answer.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:57,
	
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	 I wouldn't
	 
 	I wouldn't
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:58,
	
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	 A few months ago.
	A few months ago.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:03,
	
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	 If you could choose one addition to make to your body (e.g. a pair of wings, or a tiger's tail), what would you get and why?
	If you could choose one addition to make to your body (e.g. a pair of wings, or a tiger's tail), what would you get and why?
 	
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 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!
 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:56,
	
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	 iron clad guts, i guess
	iron clad guts, i guess
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:57,
	
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	 Good call.
	Good call.
 	YOUR QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED, GONZ.
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 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!
 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:58,
	
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	 Including the side-effects, such as having wings meaning I'd have to get custom clothing all the time.
	Including the side-effects, such as having wings meaning I'd have to get custom clothing all the time.
 	I think I could quite do with an extra penis on the end of my current one.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:04,
	
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	 and balls?
	and balls?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:06,
	
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	 No, they'd be the same.
	No, they'd be the same.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:07,
	
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	 Do you have any siblings?
	Do you have any siblings?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:57,
	
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	 Nope
	Nope
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:04,
	
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	 How short are you?
	How short are you?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:58,
	
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	 I'm not sure, 5'9 I think.
	I'm not sure, 5'9 I think.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:05,
	
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	 Ever thought of moving away from London?
	Ever thought of moving away from London?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:59,
	
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	 Yup, I would like to live in Brighton one day, and I semi-lived in northern cyprus for a while.
	Yup, I would like to live in Brighton one day, and I semi-lived in northern cyprus for a while.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:05,
	
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	 Would you swap having Crohn's for having HIV?
	Would you swap having Crohn's for having HIV?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:59,
	
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	 no
	no
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:05,
	
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	 If your company organised a kids party in the middle of the day in an open plan office
	If your company organised a kids party in the middle of the day in an open plan office
 	with an extremely noisy Joe Pasquale style "childrens entertainer" with a PA, how would you deal with it?
Al's office party neighbours sound positively pleasant by comparison.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:01,
	
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	 Headphones and spice girls and superglue to his ears.
	Headphones and spice girls and superglue to his ears.
 	The resulting noise in his ears would render him unable to talk, maybe, donno.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:06,
	
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	 It's the hokey cokey now
	It's the hokey cokey now
 	God help us.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:12,
	
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	 Storm out noisily
	Storm out noisily
 	FOR FUCKS SAKE I CANT WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:21,
	
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	 Why have you stopped answering the questions?
	Why have you stopped answering the questions?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:01,
	
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	 He's gone for a shit.
	He's gone for a shit.
 	Again.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:01,
	
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	 Poor Gonz :(
	Poor Gonz :(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:02,
	
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	 Email came through with some revisions for a website that I had to deal with.
	Email came through with some revisions for a website that I had to deal with.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:06,
	
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	 WORST AMA EVAH!!!!!
	WORST AMA EVAH!!!!!
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:02,
	
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	 That's not a question.
	That's not a question.
 	You could have asked "Is this the worst AMA ever?"
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:03,
	
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	 Question Not Found.
	Question Not Found.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:07,
	
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	 Not entirely sure they know what stocking filler means.
	Not entirely sure they know what stocking filler means.
 	A lot of those devices are too expensive and/or wouldn't fit in a stocking filler.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:12,
	
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	 That Disgo tablet looks alright.
	That Disgo tablet looks alright.
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:13,
	
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	 That's a main present if anything.
	That's a main present if anything.
 	plus there's better tablets about.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:15,
	
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	 Nah' man, it'll be laggy as fuck.
	Nah' man, it'll be laggy as fuck.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:16,
	
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	 The only thing which is sorta maybe a stocking filler is the Aston Martin mouse
	The only thing which is sorta maybe a stocking filler is the Aston Martin mouse
 	but I wouldn't pay £40 for that tat.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:13,
	
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	 The Aston Martin computer mouse looks rubbish. And £40! FFS.
	The Aston Martin computer mouse looks rubbish. And £40! FFS.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:13,
	
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	 Is there room for two Crohn's poster boys on b3ta?
	Is there room for two Crohn's poster boys on b3ta?
 	Now that nameless seems to be, er, making a name for himself over on qotw.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:17,
	
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	 he seems to have a sense of humor about it
	he seems to have a sense of humor about it 
 	gues you would have to witha  bag full of shit strapped to your leg all day
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:19,
	
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	 Whatcha talkin' 'bout willis?
	Whatcha talkin' 'bout willis?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:26,
	
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	 Cool ! He's alright, he is.
	Cool ! He's alright, he is. 
 	Good to see he can lol 'bout it.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:33,
	
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