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OK, Mont's is outta there, I'll step up to the plate,
Gonz AMA
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:48, 61 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Have you ever stolen anything?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)
have you ever built a masturbation device?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Not that I can recall.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
And do you have the blue prints

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
How much do you earn?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Less than my income, and enough to be self sufficient.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)
eh?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)
He's got fingers in lots of pies has gonz.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:54, Reply)
no hairy ones though

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:55, Reply)
My income is higher than what I earn, as I get money from stuff that I haven't earnt, such as inheritance stuff.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:55, Reply)
fair do's

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:55, Reply)
how jewish are you?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)
By culture, not religion.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Would you have your guts removed and a colostomy bag for the rest of your life if it meant no more chrones?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:55, Reply)
just 'cause you're talking to gonz doesn't mean you have to spell like him.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
just 'cause you're posting on OT doesn't mean you have to be an autistic house whale

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)
learn to spell, thicko.
unless you're dyslexic like gonz, then it's cool.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I've thought about this many times, there are times when I would, there were times where I'd pray it was an option, but then most of the time, no thanks.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)
When did you last have sex with a woman?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)

i was wondering when this would come up
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I bet he doesn't answer.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I wouldn't
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)
A few months ago.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)
If you could choose one addition to make to your body (e.g. a pair of wings, or a tiger's tail), what would you get and why?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
iron clad guts, i guess

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Good call.
YOUR QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED, GONZ.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Including the side-effects, such as having wings meaning I'd have to get custom clothing all the time.
I think I could quite do with an extra penis on the end of my current one.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)
and balls?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
No, they'd be the same.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Do you have any siblings?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Nope

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)
How short are you?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I'm not sure, 5'9 I think.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Ever thought of moving away from London?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Yup, I would like to live in Brighton one day, and I semi-lived in northern cyprus for a while.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Would you swap having Crohn's for having HIV?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
no

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
If your company organised a kids party in the middle of the day in an open plan office
with an extremely noisy Joe Pasquale style "childrens entertainer" with a PA, how would you deal with it?

Al's office party neighbours sound positively pleasant by comparison.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Headphones and spice girls and superglue to his ears.
The resulting noise in his ears would render him unable to talk, maybe, donno.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
It's the hokey cokey now
God help us.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Storm out noisily
FOR FUCKS SAKE I CANT WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Why have you stopped answering the questions?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)
He's gone for a shit.
Again.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Poor Gonz :(

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Email came through with some revisions for a website that I had to deal with.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
WORST AMA EVAH!!!!!

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)
That's not a question.
You could have asked "Is this the worst AMA ever?"
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Question Not Found.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Is this the shittest "stocking filler" list ever?
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/12/19/product_round_up_ten_tech_stocking_fillers
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Not entirely sure they know what stocking filler means.
A lot of those devices are too expensive and/or wouldn't fit in a stocking filler.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
That Disgo tablet looks alright.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)
That's a main present if anything.
plus there's better tablets about.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Nah' man, it'll be laggy as fuck.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)
The only thing which is sorta maybe a stocking filler is the Aston Martin mouse
but I wouldn't pay £40 for that tat.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)
The Aston Martin computer mouse looks rubbish. And £40! FFS.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Is there room for two Crohn's poster boys on b3ta?
Now that nameless seems to be, er, making a name for himself over on qotw.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
he seems to have a sense of humor about it
gues you would have to witha bag full of shit strapped to your leg all day
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Whatcha talkin' 'bout willis?

(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1810844
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Cool ! He's alright, he is.
Good to see he can lol 'bout it.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)

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