Have you seen this?
i.imgur.com/QLMKQ.jpg

This guy is brilliant.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:16, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Excellent

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I love a guy who would kidnap a homeless person in the name of winning.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I'll bear this in mind if I ever enter your pub quiz.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)

That's my new year's resolution decided on then.
I resolve to kidnap more homeless Finnish men and force them to go rally-driving.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Superb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Hahaha!
Mind you he could probably get the same effect by using his missus as co-driver
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)

"slow down, you mad bastard"
Love it.

I've always had my doubts about rally drivers. I've been mountain biking a couple of times with Colin McRae. He was, oh, what's the word, an absolute cast-iron 22-carat mental case. Scared the living shit out of me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

he dead.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Yes, I am aware of that.
This was about 10 or 15 years ago. Mate of my brothers used to be team manager for his Prodrive crew.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)

No wonder Mighters beat him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I doubt being dead would stop the fucker.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Have you seen that clip where the rally car ends up crashing
and a pointy tree branch comes through the windscreen and misses the driver's head by about an inch? That'd make me consider a change of careers. And pants.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)

You need to be mentally unhinged to be any good at rallying though.
really, really mentally unhinged. A lot of motorsport experts reckon rally drivers would be much faster than any current and most past formula 1 drivers in any vehicle you choose, provided the race was short enough, because after a couple of laps they'd get bored and crash.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)

That's the funniest thing I've read in ages
and the guy has a point, "equal partners" my arse. It's a fucking race for gods sake, the driver is obviously Batman to the navigator's Robin.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)