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Planning any new year resolutions?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:09,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Ask the gym owner to increase the program I'm using atmContinue eating healthily, and reduce the amount I drink (which has already started).
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:10,
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me too.Mine only ever last a month or so.
Then again, I really should finish Gravity's Rainbow.
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I should finish Rainbow?As far as I can remember, classic TV programme 'Rainbow' lacked a discernible narrative arc. Then again, it's been well over 20 years since I last watched it. I don't find it particularly taxing either, so maybe the fact that you think that a well-educated adult would have trouble with it rather says more about you than me.
Your hilariously intentioned strikethrough appears to have fallen on somewhat stony ground.
Never mind, better luck next time!
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learn to love again.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:16,
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love to love you baby.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:21,
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Have you seen this?i.imgur.com/QLMKQ.jpg
This guy is brilliant.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:16,
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I love a guy who would kidnap a homeless person in the name of winning.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:18,
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I'll bear this in mind if I ever enter your pub quiz.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:21,
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That's my new year's resolution decided on then.I resolve to kidnap more homeless Finnish men and force them to go rally-driving.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:18,
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Hahaha! Mind you he could probably get the same effect by using his missus as co-driver
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"slow down, you mad bastard"Love it.
I've always had my doubts about rally drivers. I've been mountain biking a couple of times with Colin McRae. He was, oh, what's the word, an absolute cast-iron 22-carat mental case. Scared the living shit out of me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:25,
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Yes, I am aware of that.This was about 10 or 15 years ago. Mate of my brothers used to be team manager for his Prodrive crew.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30,
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No wonder Mighters beat him.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:31,
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I doubt being dead would stop the fucker.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:37,
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Have you seen that clip where the rally car ends up crashing and a pointy tree branch comes through the windscreen and misses the driver's head by about an inch? That'd make me consider a change of careers. And pants.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:38,
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You need to be mentally unhinged to be any good at rallying though.really, really mentally unhinged. A lot of motorsport experts reckon rally drivers would be much faster than any current and most past formula 1 drivers in any vehicle you choose, provided the race was short enough, because after a couple of laps they'd get bored and crash.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:45,
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That's the funniest thing I've read in agesand the guy has a point, "equal partners" my arse. It's a fucking race for gods sake, the driver is obviously Batman to the navigator's Robin.
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Staying off the booze until the end of Marchthen celebrating by spending the weekend getting thoroughly fucked up at a festival.
That totally counts.
Also; lose weight, get promoted, et fucking cetera
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No Irish, no blacks, no dogs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:25,
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what's her face off bang goes the theory?She's at least semi black and semi irish
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What about Lisa Riley?I'm just checking that you actually have standards
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I'm planning LOADSWhether I'll stick to them though...
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:37,
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give me one.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:39,
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That is one of his resolutions, yesI'd lube up if I were you.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:41,
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in your own time, slowcoach(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:47,
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*canters in on white horse, wearing white armor and brandishing a white sword*You. The midgety flid. Outside.
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You should have been here yesterday.Swipe launched an amusing 'middle names' question.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:06,
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Ooh, I know this!But am obviously sworn to secrecy, lest you reveal mine
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My job search alerts sent me a job today that would suit you.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:54,
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lose about 10lbstidy my room and keep it as tidy as the rest of the flat
go to the gym 3 times a week and yoga once a week
wear make-up to work, not just for the pub
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:44,
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battered, you get NIL POINTS for the lolarious inevitable +0(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:44,
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How would you fit in going to the gym 30 times a week anyway?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:46,
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She hardly fits in to the gym at all. They've had to have wider doors fitted.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:49,
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This is clearly bollocksGyms have to have wider doors than any other institution, except Iceland, obviously. Otherwise the average patron's head wouldn't get through.
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I might endevour to be less of a bent spastic so as to stop some of the terrible bullying(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:51,
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How about I stop eating my lunch before lunchtime?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:55,
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Get up at 3pm, aka 'b3thnam style'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:01,
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That way i could eat my lunch in my sleep!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:01,
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Can everyone resolve to be less shit please?Or are you all conspiring with my boss to try to get me to spend more time working and less on here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:55,
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it's rubbish todayis it too early to eat my lunch, I'm starving
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:56,
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What is it you do?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:57,
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He makes traditional organic clogs out of cow shit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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He makes bespoke yurts and sells them at WOMAD(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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He knits trousers out of hemp and recycled newspaper(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:01,
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As little as I can get away with.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:03,
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naturally,but what specifically do you skive away from?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:09,
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I am the Technical Manager for a company dealing in snake oil type products.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:10,
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I thought you worked for Wolverhampton council(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:13,
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Like you even know where Wolverhampton is.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:16,
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He's a New Age Business Consultant, using crystals to inform corporate strategy(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:03,
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I see what you've done here!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:05,
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Nothing wrong with him eh?Oh no.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:05,
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He wrote a really, really shit musicalbut did sterling* work on The Crystal Maze. That, as far as I'm aware, is everything he ever did.
*much better than his successor
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He's a frightful bender with no merit whatsoever.He could have singlehandedly saved the world but thanks to him being responsible for *that* musical he deserves nothing other than derision. And a public flogging.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:11,
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Finally, a musical we agree on!It really is fucking terrible. Weird trannies are one thing but a complete lack of decent songs is quite another.
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Isn't a complete lack of decent songs one of (the many) problems with all musicals?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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Strategies on how to make a hit feel like a kiss.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:11,
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Maybe she likes it(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:21,
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He's a buyer for andykershaw.com(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:05,
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Definitely to exercise more...Last Years was smoking and I quit, eventually!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:57,
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I need to get running again, massively out of the habitproblem is the gym here at work is always rammed in january with "New year, new you" pricks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:59,
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Are you a fat northener Jason?I've just joined a gym, got my induction next week, quite looking forward to it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:59,
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Fatties will clog up the Gym through january and it'll put you off going.(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
nah, thanks to the hours i keep, I'm plainning to go when all the lol fatties are sat at their desks having "just one more doughnut, now I'm going to the gym i can treat myself"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:07,
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Im not fat but Im starting to get some weight on now Ive hit 30 :)I do a lot of walking and that anyway, just need to incorporate some more vigorous cardio... Not in a gym though. No ta.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:07,
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Have you got those funny outdoor gym things in the parks up there in the wild north?They've put up cross trainers, and rowing machines in the nicer parks round here. I don't trust that the tramps haven't pissed all over them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:08,
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I'm in Manchester, and noGood idea mind but they'll be taken apart by chavs in a mater of weeks
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:10,
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yeah, I'm fairly sure it'll be scrap metal in a few days.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:12,
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The stuff in Battersea park has been there for years and is well used by all accounts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:14,
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i didn't ask about London did i?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:17,
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butting in to a private conversation more like.You londoners are so rude and self centred. I hope some planes crash on you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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I was thinking of totally giving up non homebrewed alcoholbut I doubt I can get away with that for a year.
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March apparently is the best time to make "life changes"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:04,
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what about the pub?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:09,
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Go to Barbados. Have I mentioned I am going to Barbados.
Massive showoff.
Barbados.
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Nice one 'Typically Tropical'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:12,
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Your voice has a lovely lilt this morning.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:18,
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Oh man, I'd fucking love a can of lilt right now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:22,
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What joke? What are you talking about? Have you seen my can of Gold Label?
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Remember to totally fail to see the irony about moaning about "scroungers" as well.(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
It's a space stationlol star trek
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:23,
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How old does Ryan Gosling have to getbefore he has to change his name to Ryan Goose?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:14,
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Has it taken you all morning to think of that?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:15,
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The same age as Boy George will be when he changes his name.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:15,
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You're a gentleman and a scholar, sir.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:23,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:16,
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Let's call this Strike One of a maximum of three and say no more about it shall we?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:18,
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What the fuck are you still doing here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:19,
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As many as you like.You're the Alan Davies of /ot
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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And you're the bender with a high opinion on his own intelligence.(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)
lolI knew we were mates really, just so you know I've got your back bbz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:21,
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and you smell.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:21,
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If that's the bar we're setting it's going to be eerily quiet on here after another few hours.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:24,
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oh HO!I see what you did there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:21,
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it's definitely "one"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:32,
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I GET THIS JOKE THAT YOU HAV JUST MAED(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:22,
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Errr that stinks!Egggyyyyyyyy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38,
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I want you fighting fit by about half six young man(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:42,
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