Can everyone resolve to be less shit please?
Or are you all conspiring with my boss to try to get me to spend more time working and less on here?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

it's rubbish today
is it too early to eat my lunch, I'm starving
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

What is it you do?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Yoghurt-weaver

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)

He makes traditional organic clogs out of cow shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)

He makes bespoke yurts and sells them at WOMAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)

He knits trousers out of hemp and recycled newspaper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)

As little as I can get away with.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)

naturally,
but what specifically do you skive away from?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I am the Technical Manager for a company dealing in snake oil type products.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I thought you worked for Wolverhampton council

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Like you even know where Wolverhampton is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Crikey,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:14, Reply)

He's a New Age Business Consultant, using crystals to inform corporate strategy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I use Crystal reports to inform corporate strategy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I see what you've done here!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Hey, it worked for Richard O'Brian

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Nothing wrong with him eh?
Oh no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

He wrote a really, really shit musical
but did sterling* work on The Crystal Maze. That, as far as I'm aware, is everything he ever did.

*much better than his successor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)

He's a frightful bender with no merit whatsoever.
He could have singlehandedly saved the world but thanks to him being responsible for *that* musical he deserves nothing other than derision. And a public flogging.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Finally, a musical we agree on!
It really is fucking terrible. Weird trannies are one thing but a complete lack of decent songs is quite another.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Isn't a complete lack of decent songs one of (the many) problems with all musicals?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Someone's been to see Viva Forever

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Susan Sarandon was hot in the film.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Strategies on how to make a hit feel like a kiss.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Maybe she likes it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)

He's a buyer for andykershaw.com

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)