Choose someone on here and goad them into flouncing by 5pm.
Last night I got shitfaced in the Birdcage with Stunned poster. So much so that I ate a Mcdonalds 'breakfast' this morning. I feel so ashamed. And not a little sick.

Altalt: yes. Please give me all your money, you won't be needing it.

Bonus ball: the Google logo is good today
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hear? You illiterate oaf.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Where?
Dude I'm still about 6 pints pissed. Spelling is the least of my concerns.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)

I am also rather jaded - several pints with my mate here, we then went for supper & demolished a lot of red wine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)

you irascible loaf

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:35, Reply)

pygmy sex pest

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:40, Reply)

I am taller than you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:41, Reply)

That's funny dudette
I don't remember having met you and stood back to back with you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)

How's your blog doing?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:46, Reply)

blog Hamster
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:47, Reply)

not had the time to keep it up to date.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)

keep it up to take it on a
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)

McDonalds breakfast are always a good idea the morning after the night before
It's only after you eat them that you remember they're pretty fucking poor.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Hey AA, are you going to Bloodstock next year?
I'm going to Bloodstock next year, we could meet up and punch each other in the face?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Hmm, whilst it is tempting, I think I'm going to give it a miss.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Oh man I'm going to that!!!
I'm going to wear 'guyliner' and a 'Korn' 'hoody' and do that bent 'skipping in a circle' thing!!! It's going to be amazing!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)

So it's free to get in?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Nah it's £8000 to get in
but it's well worth it to see 'Dragon-lords of Ultimate Metal', 'Spamhammer' and all those other XXXXTREME METAL acts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Ohhhh Lordi thats expensive

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Wrong festival for that, me laddo.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:49, Reply)

No, this lot are a far more dignified bunch
www.bloodstock.uk.com/gallery/bloodstock-members-gallery/2012/images
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Aye, they actually make an effort to dress up like a bunch of fucking idiots
With Monty, it seems to just come naturally.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I see now that what I should have been going for all these years
was waqqqui joke t shirts, in a bid to not look like a 'fucking idiot'.

I see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 9:00, Reply)

You can't control me.
I'm alternative. No-one understands my pain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Yes, you're so right.
I've got this totally wrong.
Hang on
www.bloodstock.uk.com/gallery/bloodstock-members-gallery/2012/images
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Bollocks you can't select individual images.
There's a great one of a monumental spastic who seems to think it's a halloween party and has put on 'special makeup'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)

There's several of them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I am blissfully unaware of the skipping thing.
Mosh pits and air guitar are fucking bent though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Air guitar is utterly retarded
Never understood the skipping thing myself, but I do enjoy going into mosh pits from time to time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)

never understood that either.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:59, Reply)

It's extremely homosexual, in a kind of 'arse flicking with a towel in the rugger showers' way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 9:00, Reply)

indeed.
All the macho posturing and alpha male fantasy fulfilment. Bent as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 9:04, Reply)