I've got chicken tikka biryani for luncheon.
Nommmy nom nom

FUCKING HELL THIS IS SHIT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:58, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to the chip shop

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)

fatty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Chips and curry sauce
First time in months I've had anything from a chippy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I have only just got into work
I may go for lunch in a little bit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I've not had anything to eat
I'm running on pure adrenalin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)

pure adrenalin Bent spastic power
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Lightweight.
I had 20 mins sleep the night before last AND went out drinking with Monty last night.

And am going to lunch in a minute.

I AM RUNNING ON PURE ANDRENALINE.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)

i did have a couple of glasses of Rioja last night AKSHULLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

After you went to Westfield to buy yourself a new vagina?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Monty's mum had worn mine out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

She does love a bit of kippery gash.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)

with extra tartar sauce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)

RACK N RAWLLLLLLLLLLLLL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Breaking the law! Breaking the law!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

If you think this is bad now,
wait until Monday when only the dregs will be here.

(I won't be, I've only got an hour left, until Schools Out for Christmas)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Oi
Funny enough I do have to come into work on Monday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I'll read the thread on Thursday next, if that's alright

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

got drinks in the office at 3
i may have to skip them though to go and look at a leaky pipe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I ddin't know you were a urologist.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

i'm not, BUT I'LL HAVE A LOOK!!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I was about to blame you for how shit it is,
then I read Nakers' 'joke' below
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)