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Fucking hell the internet.Come on FFS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:34,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Seriously though.Thread deleting is one of the worst crimes against humanity.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:37,
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This thread is the fourth.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:42,
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Say what you want about Hitler, at least HE never deleted a thread.(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Almost as bad as starting a thread and then fucking off and not replying to anyone.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:41,
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Otherwise known as 'doing a Swipe'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:42,
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Between the two of them, they've ruined this forum.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:43,
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Maybe it's the Apocalypse, a bit late.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:44,
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Maybe if someone had put some effort in the thread, asked a question, maybe added an alt questionthen there would be some higher quality internetting in here!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:01,
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well you can't expect repliesWHEN YOU DELETE THREADS!
Mine was about Aliens.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:35,
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Oh man I had something really witty to say to President Obama and all.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:36,
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Well this has stoked up a lively debate.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:52,
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It's almost like most people have fucked off home early(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:53,
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I went to the supermarket and now I'm back.This is so shit I'd rather be back in Sainsbo's fighting my way past the octagenarian Jews and mongoloid families buying enough Christmas food to feed 200 people. Se'sly, you're all cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:54,
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You forgot to mention nonce's(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:55,
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OK you're all cunts and nonces.HAPPY NOW?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:56,
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*looks around*Where?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:55,
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It's all we've got today(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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I've got chicken tikka biryani for luncheon.Nommmy nom nom
FUCKING HELL THIS IS SHIT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:58,
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I'm going to the chip shop (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:58,
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Chips and curry sauceFirst time in months I've had anything from a chippy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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I have only just got into workI may go for lunch in a little bit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:58,
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I've not had anything to eatI'm running on pure adrenalin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:01,
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Lightweight. I had 20 mins sleep the night before last AND went out drinking with Monty last night.
And am going to lunch in a minute.
I AM RUNNING ON PURE ANDRENALINE.
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i did have a couple of glasses of Rioja last night AKSHULLY(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:04,
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If you think this is bad now,wait until Monday when only the dregs will be here.
(I won't be, I've only got an hour left, until Schools Out for Christmas)
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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OiFunny enough I do have to come into work on Monday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:02,
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I'll read the thread on Thursday next, if that's alright(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:04,
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got drinks in the office at 3i may have to skip them though to go and look at a leaky pipe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:02,
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I ddin't know you were a urologist.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:05,
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I was about to blame you for how shit it is,then I read Nakers' 'joke' below
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:01,
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What do you call two thieves?...
a pair of knickers!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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alright Yeshua?What did you think of On Tour?
It's one of my favourite mixes ever.
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Didn't listen to anything last night, got back from Westfield and collapsed on the sofa to watch Spidermanit was average at best
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:03,
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nothing? not even a titter?it made me do a little lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:09,
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Hey guys!!!!Who's up for some 'WHISKY CHAT'?????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:07,
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No but I am up for some Whisker Scat. Tell the nice people about your bottle of brandy that you didn't buy.
It's a classic.
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I think we should write limericks, as it's the end of term.I'll start:
I met a young woman from Crewe
Who desperately needed a poo.
She shat in her hat
So I cried 'Don't use that!'
We've a perfectly fine portaloo.
God, I'm bored.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:16,
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An E-card at Christimas time
Is treading a very fine line
Between outright shit,
And "You tight arsed git."
I hope that you choke on a lime.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:25,
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There was a young slag from Penzance
Who boarded a bus in a trance
Twenty four fucked her
Plus the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:41,
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Is this a reference to when swipe visited Cornwall?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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There was a young man from BrazilWho swallowed a dynamite pill
His arse backfired
his heart expired
and his bollocks shot over the hill.
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