Why would your parents come over if your wife was 8 1/2 month preggers? For serious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

So she didn't have to travel to either orf them
Managed to get cooker repairman out who "bodged it" for us to cook the turkey on Christmas Eve. His wife also phoned to offer us her oven to cook it in, should ours go bang again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Chrimbus spirit right there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)

He got a bottle of whisky for that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I still have 19 branded bottles in the car boot
\o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)

This is STILL not getting me free booze

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)

If you lived anywhere near you would be welcome to the white spirits,
I can't drink them
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Even I'm not that bad
I use them for paint stripping
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Fuck that give me the gin boyo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)

this ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)

easy Sean Paul

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Is he welsh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Yes
No
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I've just had some free booze

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)

As have I at lunch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Have you pulled the office bike yet Nakers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Nah, married innit
In fact I've never dallied in the office worker pool
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)

A man of morals
This i like
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)

They are so fucking good with a nice steak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:24, Reply)

oh HO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)

You work with uggos?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)

He's working towards his beer googles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Brace yourself - I'm going in dry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)