Merry Christmas from the antipodes!
it's officially christmas day here, so just wanted to send my love to all you weirdos, perverts, and psychos over in the UK. Hope you have a fantastic day, with all the boozefuelled family arguments you could wish for.

xx
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:29, 28 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Merry Christmas!
Have a goodun. I'm currently psyching myself up to go shopping, only odds and ends but I fear the Christmas Shopping Madness.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Don't do it Lighty.....
It's fucking murder out there.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

But I'm out of sausages!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

We have no room in the fridge or the freezers
IT'S ONE FUCKING DAY WOMAN, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)

There is no room in either of our fridges
as they are full of beer.

Tomorrow may be messy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Merry Christmas Poppet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Wotcher Jeffers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Afternoon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Merry Christmas Poppet
Have you started to BBQ the turkey yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:36, Reply)

It's Christmas!!!!!!!
happy christmas poppet!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)

\o/ Happy Christmas!!
I bet it's not cold, wet and damp where you are.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)

merry christmas everyone

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Thanks Shakin.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Southern hemisphere Christmases are officially well gay.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Surely they'd prefer between the hemispheres?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Oh very nice.
That's the highest quality bumming joke I've seen this year.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Not if the joke didn't push back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)

You've ruined it.
You dick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:06, Reply)

merry Easter you shitbag x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)

You still at work?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)

No fucker wants to go to the pub this evening
This annoys me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)

The bunch of fucking benders.
Wotcha.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Alright DG?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Aye not bad.
I think we're heading to the pub with some mates in a bit, although I'll be driving. I shall make up for it later, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)

oh, so you get to go to the pub.
Well enjoy yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)

It'll only be for an hour.
In fact we're heading off now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Merry Christmas all!
Wherever you may be. Travelled South on Christmas Eve to Australia's Southernmost city. 3 hours on the plane, airport, hire car, the family all crammed into my Mum's small house. A cool, clear night in Tasmania tonight, kids and wife all zzzzing, going to a big family lunch later today in an orchard. Trestle tables, wood fired pizza oven to hand, ham, salmon, potato salad, some presents and a maybe a beer, or glass of wine. Kids will meet their cousins, avoid the mad Aunt.

Best wishes to all.
( Ken Oath, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)

This all sounds rather pleasant.
Well done on doing something that sounds rather pleasant.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:25, Reply)