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Anyone in today?
Got to work this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:52,
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Yeah me.
Bed at 4. Missed my tube stop. Dying.
Alright?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:52,
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Aye, not too bad
You?
I was drinking 7.5% Westons ZYDR from a 2l demi-john type bottle last night. I feel peculiar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:56,
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D.Y.I.N.G
Help me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:56,
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bacaine is the only answer here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:57,
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I am finally feeling human
after going to bed at 5pm and waking up feeling like a million bees were buzzing in my head.
Only remembered it was new years tonight when I saw someone's FB update
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:55,
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I have eaten and drunk like a King for the last week and a half
*burp*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:56,
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good work
I mostly ate bellinis and pickles. I love a country that lets you eat a giant gherkin with every meal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:00,
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I forgot you were in Russia
My next door neightbour has acquired himself a Russian bride who arrived just in time for Christmas
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:01,
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Buy it now: 2000 Roubles
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:05,
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Amazonski
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:08,
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£40?
Man, I could buy one just to do housework and stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:09,
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I'm about to go in,
And will be there until probably 4am. And Muppet treasure island just started.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:06,
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I'm stuck until Peroni o'clock at around 12
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:08,
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Hoping to see my kid today.
It was supposed to be yesterday. I've a huge bag of gifts from the good side of the family to hand over.
I'm not holding my fucking breath.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:10,
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*crosses fingers*
The sportscalves loved Christmas
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:19,
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*crosses fingers for season of goodwill*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:29,
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*crosses fingers*
If it helps, I can look up some sort of vaguely relevant voodoo ritual.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:34,
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Go for it son.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:39,
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Awesome,
A good bit of Voodoo always helps. Bad voodoo can kill of course, but yeah, it'll be cool.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:40,
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That film it wicked
I have the soundtrack somewhere
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:09,
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it is awesome.
There is a TV in the pub. I might just stick it on while opening up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:28,
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i suspect your customers would prefer it to some football shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:33,
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we don't show the football.
I don't really know why we have a TV.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:35,
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to show Muppet Treasure Island of course!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:35,
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Me too
Stayed up late drinking, too. I foresee multiple pints of water in my future. Also it turns out I'm on support this week, got 3 urgent things to do already.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:28,
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thanks for all your sympathy
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:45,
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no sympathy for hangovers
I got no sympathy for jetlag.
a little sympathy for work, though *there there*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:46,
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I have chocolate and coffee at work
\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:50,
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I have tea now
feeling a bit better. Might nip across the road to Pret or Costa or whatever the fuck it is and see if they have bacon rolls.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:52,
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go to somewhere less fancy
and get a REAL bacon roll. The kind which drips fat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:55,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:57,
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it's raining though
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:10,
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Hallelujah!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:12,
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i have tea
in a mug which looks like a camera lens
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:53,
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Mine says:
DRINK COFFEE
Do stupid things faster with more energy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:13,
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Boo
Bonus ball: Hoo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:50,
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have a little nap around lunchtime.
Sorted.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:53,
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Oh maaaann
My 2nd monitor has a big green line down it. It is not bogey
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:58,
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no.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:02,
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Fair enough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:05,
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I'm not.
Lazy day today, I'd imagine this evening will be a boozey one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:40,
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An excellent idea
I have a good bottle of red and a bottle of champagne ready for this evening
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:43,
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Dinner, booze, pub, booze.
Is our carefully considered plan for tonight.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:51,
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A flawless plan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:02,
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Having boozed it up last night
I shall probably stay sober and go to bed early. Fuck New Year right in the arse.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:20,
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I have to buy more whisky today.
I've run out. D:
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:06,
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NO WHISKY CHAT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:21,
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Morning Champ.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:24,
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It really is.
I am fighting back the vomit today. I got fucking wankered last night/this morning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:25,
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er + on
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:36,
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I'm not following
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:44,
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I think Dozer here got 'wankon'
I think that's a province in China. Not certain though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:54,
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wankoned
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:00,
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Ah, makes perfect sense now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:05,
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wanked on
I think my syntax was at fault there, soz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:08,
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It was fine, they're just idiots
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:59,
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Hello douchebags.
I have some work to do this afternoon, but it's only three or four hours' worth and I'm doing it from home, so no tears please.
In other news, I may well be moving to the Hammersmith area in the new year.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:09,
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KRAHONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:19,
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