Anyone in today?
Got to work this morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:52, 58 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah me.
Bed at 4. Missed my tube stop. Dying.

Alright?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Aye, not too bad
You?

I was drinking 7.5% Westons ZYDR from a 2l demi-john type bottle last night. I feel peculiar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)

D.Y.I.N.G
Help me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)

bacaine is the only answer here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I am finally feeling human
after going to bed at 5pm and waking up feeling like a million bees were buzzing in my head.

Only remembered it was new years tonight when I saw someone's FB update
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I have eaten and drunk like a King for the last week and a half
*burp*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)

good work
I mostly ate bellinis and pickles. I love a country that lets you eat a giant gherkin with every meal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I forgot you were in Russia
My next door neightbour has acquired himself a Russian bride who arrived just in time for Christmas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Buy it now: 2000 Roubles

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Amazonski

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:08, Reply)

£40?
Man, I could buy one just to do housework and stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I'm about to go in,
And will be there until probably 4am. And Muppet treasure island just started.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I'm stuck until Peroni o'clock at around 12

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Hoping to see my kid today.
It was supposed to be yesterday. I've a huge bag of gifts from the good side of the family to hand over.

I'm not holding my fucking breath.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:10, Reply)

*crosses fingers*
The sportscalves loved Christmas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)

*crosses fingers for season of goodwill*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)

*crosses fingers*
If it helps, I can look up some sort of vaguely relevant voodoo ritual.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Go for it son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Awesome,
A good bit of Voodoo always helps. Bad voodoo can kill of course, but yeah, it'll be cool.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)

That film it wicked
I have the soundtrack somewhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)

it is awesome.
There is a TV in the pub. I might just stick it on while opening up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)

i suspect your customers would prefer it to some football shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)

we don't show the football.
I don't really know why we have a TV.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)

to show Muppet Treasure Island of course!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Me too
Stayed up late drinking, too. I foresee multiple pints of water in my future. Also it turns out I'm on support this week, got 3 urgent things to do already.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)

thanks for all your sympathy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

no sympathy for hangovers
I got no sympathy for jetlag.

a little sympathy for work, though *there there*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I have chocolate and coffee at work
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I have tea now
feeling a bit better. Might nip across the road to Pret or Costa or whatever the fuck it is and see if they have bacon rolls.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:52, Reply)

go to somewhere less fancy
and get a REAL bacon roll. The kind which drips fat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)

it's raining though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Hallelujah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)

i have tea
in a mug which looks like a camera lens
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Mine says:
DRINK COFFEE
Do stupid things faster with more energy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Boo


Bonus ball: Hoo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)

have a little nap around lunchtime.
Sorted.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Oh maaaann
My 2nd monitor has a big green line down it. It is not bogey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Fair enough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I'm not.
Lazy day today, I'd imagine this evening will be a boozey one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

An excellent idea
I have a good bottle of red and a bottle of champagne ready for this evening
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Dinner, booze, pub, booze.
Is our carefully considered plan for tonight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)

A flawless plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Having boozed it up last night
I shall probably stay sober and go to bed early. Fuck New Year right in the arse.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I have to buy more whisky today.
I've run out. D:
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)

NO WHISKY CHAT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Morning Champ.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:24, Reply)

It really is.
I am fighting back the vomit today. I got fucking wankered last night/this morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

er + on
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I'm not following

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I think Dozer here got 'wankon'
I think that's a province in China. Not certain though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)

wankoned

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Ah, makes perfect sense now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)

wanked on
I think my syntax was at fault there, soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)

It was fine, they're just idiots

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Hello douchebags.
I have some work to do this afternoon, but it's only three or four hours' worth and I'm doing it from home, so no tears please.

In other news, I may well be moving to the Hammersmith area in the new year.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)

KRAHONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)