since no-one asked:
Cos I'm really muscly, drive fast cars, punch dangerous men, make out with attractive yet slightly manly women, pretend to be a secret agent/criminal/alien/babysitter

Yet STILL have time to kick back with a bit of D&D
(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

we just didn't think to question
since you are OT's action man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Are you suggesting that q doesn't have a penis?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I've got a meeting with the cock comittee tonight
You're being struck-off, you'll never taste dick again
(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

clearly
I mean, nobody's even pointed out that vin diesel's not a fictional character

You've all gone soft
(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)

isn't he?
at the very least these actions you attribute to him are likely fictional
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)

look it up, gobi flaps

(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)

dont' care enough
since you are fictional, too, though...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

you'd be a lot less mean if you'd let comrade quixote smash your back doors in

(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Wilful

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I don't really know what a vin diesel is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

it's a wine that's gone very tart

(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Babylon AD is my all time favourite film.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I've never seen it, he's the worst actor I really like

(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)

His current girlfriend isn't manly looking.
www.zimbio.com/photos/Paloma+Jimenez/23rd+Annual+American+Cinematheque+Awards+Honoring/HAussCPJZL5
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I was referring to the hispanic girl from the fast and furious films
She looks like she'd snap it off and keep it for a trophy after
(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)

That was his sister you IDIOT
It was Paul Walker what copped off with her.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Oh wait, you mean the other one from Aliens.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

yeah you fucking div! copping off with sisters is only a b3ta thing!

(quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Game over, Kroney.
Game over.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)