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What fictional character are you most like?
alt: which one do you wish you were like?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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For Christmas my wife bought me a pair of brandy glasses and a selection of 5 different brandies for me to try
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:28,
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are we meant to care or something
do you want a (brandy snap) biscuit?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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Worst news ever
I may have to help with the flat hunt. God. My life is way too difficult.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:30,
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then you're like that character
who hs all the bad luck and stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:34,
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Jesus?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:37,
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Jesus
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:33,
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it's not that
there's been worse threads
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:34,
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No, that was my reply to the question.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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i was being hilarious
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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Jesus
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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Also: it's all LARPLARPLARP with you.
I haven't wanted to be like a pretend person since I was about ten and quite fancied the idea of being Batman. Since then, I've realised that everyone and everything is shit.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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yup
you definitely have a better outlook on life than me, then.
Dreams and imagination really are for losers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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And that's a fact!
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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Proinsias Cassidy
Alt: Adrian Veidt
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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i don't know who these are
more details please
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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Veidt's alterego is Ozymandias
from out of Watchmen. Basically I want to be really clever and massively rich but also a bit evil and therefore not have to bother helping people and putting myself in mortal danger like those Stark and Wayne idiots.
Cassidy is a character from Garth Ennis' series of graphic novels, Preacher. If you haven't read them I recommend you correct this glaring oversight.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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i have been told I should read Preacher many times
I've only read a few comics/graphic novels.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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With the obvious exception of Watchmen
Preacher is the best standalone (ie you don't have to verse yourself in swathes of backstory) comic I've read. It's hilarious and massively compelling. READ IT READ IT NOW
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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perhaps i shall after I've finished dying of plague
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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I would advise you to get on the Song of Ice and Fire series immediately thereafter
but am willing to bet you're way ahead of me there
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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yeah
read them as they came out, although I have a vague plan to reread before I read the latest one, since I think I read the first about 1999. Still not seen the series
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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Show off ;-)
Am only about 150 pages into A Storm of Swords; Steel and Snow. Hoping the sixth one might be out before I'm caught up. Have seen three episodes of the series, it's excellent, but by necessity it feels a bit rushed because they couldn't possibly capture that level of detail.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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in which case you are not far off the
"OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!" moment. As each of us read that, you'd see them mope around the kitchen, comforted by those who had read before.
no more spoilers, bt brace yourself
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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Is it a bigger shock than the first book's "OMLG they did NOT just do that!" moment?
You know, towards the end?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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worse
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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Not Tyrion
Tell me it's not Tyrion. He's fucking brilliant.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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no spoilers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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*grabs book, hides under desk*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:22,
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you tedious, tedious shits
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:32,
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JOFFREY YOU CUNT!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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I tell you what, as soon as I saw a picture of the cast for the TV programme
I pointed at the lad who plays Joffrey and said "He must be Joffrey. He looks like a contemptible little shite". Excellent casting, that.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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The sixth one won't be out for a good ten years, judging by his past performance.
In fact, he's getting on a bit, he'll probably die before he finishes it.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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That would be a bit shit
We'll get a half-arsed conclusion to the series by Christopher Tolkien or someone
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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there was 5 years each between the last 3 books.
And in Dreamsongs he admits to starting and not finishing loads of series'. Having said that, Feast for Crows wasn't as good as the early books, so maybe he just needs ot leave it be... :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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'Graph Novs' eh? How dark are they?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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Preacher's not dark per se because, despite all the gratuitous violence and sexual depravity,
it's too funny to be properly dark. Spectacularly blasphemous though.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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blasphemous comics?
Whatever next!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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I hear that The Dandy is quite good.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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I dunno, I haven't read a comic since I was 14 or so.
It was Batman Vs Judge Dredd.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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wow
you must be a much better person
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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what, because I don't read comics?
Yes, I suppose I am.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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yes, dear.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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Bollocks.
The Beano is way better.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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this is true (or at least it was in the 80s)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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Damn straight
Unlike me, LOLOLOLOLOL
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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Fucks sake, just admit it's a comic, it's okay to read comics if you like that sort fo thing, but don't pretend it's somethingmore than it is.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:52,
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in agreement with Al here
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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why do people care so much
that other people like something you don't?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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I don't dislike comics
I've spent the last two days reading about 30 issues of the walking dead comic. But it's a comic, calling it a Graphic Novel is just utter tosh.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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Right, so, your problem is not the subject matter itself or the reading thereof
but rather the fact that some people call them one thing and you call them another?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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He also says 'potarto'
I suggest that you call the whole thing off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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Take some points
for the first, and most likely only, Fred & Ginger reference to be made on OT today.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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it's just words
I consider 'comic' to be when they are in installments, 'graphic novel' for when they are all in one compendium. But really, I don't give a fuck and like to call science fiction 'sci-fi' to annoy people
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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Novels they aren't.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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He's not saying that.
Just asking that comics are referred to as comics. They aren't novels.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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No, they're GRAPHIC novels
The clue is in the word "graphic", which you don't see associated with novels, unless they're graphic novels.
HTH.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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No, they are comics.
Utilising a pictorial style rather than a prose one.
HTH xx
Not to mention that you lose the structure and depth of the prose form.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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how are you like cassidy?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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Shaft
because of all the fanny.
That fish bloke in Hellboy because he smells like fanny.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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something on your mind?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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Fanny?
Not on my mind so much as worn like a hat.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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Well the populol page is looking good.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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I didn't even know stunned was a paedophile :(
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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Only when there is a day in the week.
Did you get lots of nice presents, Q?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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I got a kindle and a shirt and some jammies and a watch and I bought myself a tv and a laptop
The shirt I got off my mum and dad was a very similar style to the one they got my girlfriend, we looked like right divs on christmas day.
You?
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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That's a good haul.
Le Creuset stuff and a nice wine decanter.
I managed to avoid the Xmas jumper this year.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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Good old Guardian got unit sales.
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/jan/02/download-sales-1bn-2012So singles sales are up 6% a year.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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I'm like a retarded shurlock holmes.
Going into computer systems, recreating them, making backups, deducting from code when things go wrong. Highly dependant on opiates. Enjoys playing the violin, although baddly. Plus the whole reclusive thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:34,
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Excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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I will give you five english pounds if you legally change your name to bendidick cumberbatch
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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Q!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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s!
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:44,
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\o/
Happy New Year my good man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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happy new year sportscow, did you have a nice christmas?
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:50,
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I did indeed
Managed not to die of lurgy too, unlike most others.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:59,
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yeah everyone seems to be ill but me too
If the human race is wiped out and we're the only two left I'll have your babies
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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deal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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Yeah', I don't mind doing that, I'll change it back after 10 minutes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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deed poll applications are £30
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:13,
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You'll never make a good buisness man, not gonna do it now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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Philias Fog, apparently
Alt: Macgyver
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:44,
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macgyver was much better than A team
/controversial
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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Nancy Drew.
Alt. Doug.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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doug who?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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doug.
Cartoon show. 90's. I know you're busy pretending to be other people half the time, so I'm not surprised you missed it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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God
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Peej, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:48,
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Vin Diesel
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:50,
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since no-one asked:
Cos I'm really muscly, drive fast cars, punch dangerous men, make out with attractive yet slightly manly women, pretend to be a secret agent/criminal/alien/babysitter
Yet STILL have time to kick back with a bit of D&D
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:59,
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we just didn't think to question
since you are OT's action man
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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Are you suggesting that q doesn't have a penis?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:02,
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yes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:03,
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I've got a meeting with the cock comittee tonight
You're being struck-off, you'll never taste dick again
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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clearly
I mean, nobody's even pointed out that vin diesel's not a fictional character
You've all gone soft
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:03,
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isn't he?
at the very least these actions you attribute to him are likely fictional
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:03,
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look it up, gobi flaps
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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dont' care enough
since you are fictional, too, though...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:08,
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you'd be a lot less mean if you'd let comrade quixote smash your back doors in
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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Wilful
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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I don't really know what a vin diesel is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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it's a wine that's gone very tart
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:12,
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Babylon AD is my all time favourite film.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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I've never seen it, he's the worst actor I really like
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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I was referring to the hispanic girl from the fast and furious films
She looks like she'd snap it off and keep it for a trophy after
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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That was his sister you IDIOT
It was Paul Walker what copped off with her.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:12,
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Oh wait, you mean the other one from Aliens.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:13,
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yeah you fucking div! copping off with sisters is only a b3ta thing!
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:14,
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Game over, Kroney.
Game over.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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Al Bundy
alt: sometimes, Michael Douglas's character in "Falling Down"
(although I guess Ted Bundy would have more lol value)
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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Tidus, probably.
He's a right whiney girl.
Alt: Sephiroth, he's powerful, and utterly fucking mental.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:13,
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bored of this now
Fuck off, internet
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quintsy, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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:(
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:20,
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Everybody should get flatmates, this is well good.
All the hard work's being done whilst I'm dossing about on b3ta. I've already exercised my managerial veto.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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Did it not have a rape dungeon?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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26 tube stops to get to work, plus a change.
It'd be like living out in the back end of beyond like Monty.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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26 Tube stops??!??
Is your flatmate an idiot?
"I found a place and it's only 26 stops to work and 26 stops back again!"
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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To my work, not hers.
Hence the managerial veto. She'd best buck her ideas up though, else she'll not get a good review.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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The selfish cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:57,
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beyond like
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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I am two bus stops outside Zone 1 you French flid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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until you get moved on by the filth.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:45,
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Geographically maybe.
Mentally more like 25 years outside 2013.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:45,
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+mega
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:51,
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Catweazle
Alt: Super Gran
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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Looks like one, fucks like the other.
Take your pick.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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Well played.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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Why have people started viewing Christmas jumpers as some sort of good thing?
It's just shit Hoxton wanker cunts thinking it's hilarious to wear and "ironically" shit piece of clothing.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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I love my tights with ladders in them.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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And paying a shitload of money for second hand clothes, because they're not second hand, oh no, they're 'antique'.
Bunch of cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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I think you'll find it's "vintage"
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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I list some of my old pants on eBay as vintage or antique and see if I make any money.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:51,
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Shithead.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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HAHA!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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List them as Build-A-Bear, you'll make a fortune
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:55,
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the disappointing
alternative to the stairway to heaven
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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I heard your girlfriend didn't like tights
COS SHES A STRIPPER LOL!!!!1111!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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It’s because they, like everyone else, hate you and want to annoy you as much as possible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:48,
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I only download things becuase I know it upsets you.
I don't even like the stuff I download. I just do it and then hit delete.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:49,
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I sit at home in my Christmas jumper, illegally downloading and deleting Dio’s entire output just to deprive his estate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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Holy Depriver.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:02,
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I GET THIS!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:03,
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The Last in (the dole) Line
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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We('re) (b)Rock(e)
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